Fighters For Liberty, Here's Your New Best Friend

Liberty's defenders have a problem, but we found the solution, thanks to Bill Maher.

Defends, because fighting the black dude in the White House means never stopping to pee.

But wait, there's more! Defends come with extra perks, like a handy pocket Constitution built right in.

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