February 11, 2016

There's a reason Jimmy Fallon became NBC's The Tonight Show host. He's a very talented performer and he proved that with a spot-on Bernie Sanders impression of His New Hampshire victory speech after the primary was called last night.

Salon:

“I’m speaking tonight to claim victory in the New Hampshire primary over She Who Must Not Be Named,” Fallon-as-Sanders began. “New Hampshirites showed the world that you are good, decent people, even though you live in towns that sound like 18th-century porn stars.”

Sanders, “a candidate who looks like a Scooby-Doo villain before his mask is removed,” repeatedly tells the roaring crowd that they’re being too loud before declaring that he feels like “a million bucks, which of course means I will now evenly distribute myself among the middle class.”

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