Sarah Palin Blames Bloody Head Injury On Hillary Clinton, Sort Of
August 29, 2016

Sarah Palin joined the Trump team today in fabricating a fictitious Hillary Clinton health scandal by bizarrely using her own head injury to attack the Democratic nominee for president.

Alaska's former governor took to her wacky Facebook page and wrote a typical word salad screed called: Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies.

In the post, she used pictures of her own bloody head injury to back her reasoning that the media is holding a double standard for Hillary because - John McCain? Freedom? I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

Asking about a presidential candidate's health is one thing and perfectly reasonable, but the Trump campaign and their surrogates have created a phony illness based on innuendo, pictures and sophomoric Fox News TV doctors, just to smear her with.

Apparently, Sarah can't tell the difference.

Palin writes, "Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully."

Say, what?

Palin had a REAL accident.

Hillary didn't suffer from a "traumatic brain injury with symptoms" or as Dr. Samadi concluded, a "post concussion syndrome."

Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.

And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.- Sarah Palin

Maybe Sarah Palin does have a traumatic brain injury from the fall after reading her Facebook screed.

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