They are not monsters. They are human beings who don't think CNN completely sucks eggs. And they have found each other.

As has been well-documented on this site, Piers Morgan embodies much that is detestable about old media. Corruption, arrogance, and just plain sucking seem to be his standard MO.

John King is, well, John King.

So, perhaps the fact almost no one watches their crap programs is beside the point. The point is that some people do. And those people deserve each other.

And if those people ever find that magic spark called love, they would probably spend a portion of their free time recreationally assaulting those less fortunate than themselves. I just think that's probably how that demographic rolls.