B. Hussein X is out to get whitey! Hide the women!
Seriously, Dan -- that "Obama's America" take is so 2009.
I don't know about you, but I've noticed a definite uptick in right-wing crazy over the past couple weeks. With the El Rushbo meltdown, coupled with the slow-motion disaster that is the GOP primary, they're even more feverishly unhinged than usual.
Sadly, we have not yet reached Peak Wingnut.