Tengrain here! Our Monday melange is full of merriment… Don't forget to tip your waiter on the way out!

First Draft gives us an object-lesson on the age-old US v. THEM construct.

Rooted Cosmopolitan sees the NRA shoot our best intentions.

Scholars and Rogues makes Texas walk the plank.

Bonus Track: Accounting Degree gives us illustrative proof that the rich are unlike the rest of us: they are shady.

Round-up by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors who also blogs at Dependable Renegade. Send tips to: mbru@crooksandliars.com