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Geoff Badenoch reads Robert Burns as he should be read. I suggest you close your eyes when the poetry starts.

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discount store:

http://www.wesh.com/news/21567569/detail.html

Those clever Chinese marketers probably saw all the swastikas at teabagger rallies and figured out it was a trend worth marketing to...


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curtilingus's picture
3p:

At least it wasn't marketed towards Hanukkah.

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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

savannah43's picture

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fastfeat's picture

with menorahs of six or seven candles, made by the same company.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

to bother with any silly marketing ploys:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/natio...

I hope Obama has a grand time with all the "human rights activists" during his upcoming visit.


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

MGA1619's picture

Did anyone happen to notice that she already has her Christmas tree up???? Holy cow, that's really pushing it isn't it? After all it's only November 11 for Pete's sake.

Marc's picture

While it's amusing for the apparent horror of it, that's really not fair.

As pointed out in the article, that swastika wrapping paper has a dot in each quadrant and has some other Indian-looking art on it, so it's almost certainly intended to be the common Hindu symbol.

Further, Buddhism also makes heavy use of the same symbol (usually the mirror version of the Nazi favorite, thanks to their appropriating a perfectly good ancient symbol), and in Asian countries seeing swastika marking Buddhist temples or whatever else is quite common--any Japanese tourist map of an old city will be dotted with them, since they're the standard mark used for Buddhist temples. (People of the right age to have played the original Legend of Zelda will be familiar with it in the same context as the shape of one of the levels.)

Let's not get all huffy about things that only appear untoward but are, frankly, completely legitimate if a bit culturally tone-deaf. The US distaste for armbands due to the Hitler Youth et all is similar--looks odd, but common elsewhere.

On an unrelated note, yay for Rabbie Burns. Quality poet, and you've gotta love the Scottish dialect--Burns doesn't sound right any other way. My local Scottish society had a young military man (who I believe ended up overseas during one or the other of the Iraq conflicts) who could do a spectacular Ode to the Haggis.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.htm...

Not sure if the train operator missed any text messages though...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

MaryK's picture

The book I bought a few years back, though it has an enormous amount of poetry in it, wasn't actually complete... As the kilted gentleman mentions above (the girlfriend thing), Burns also wrote poetry for women he loved. Quite a bit for quite a few. I had to search for and buy that book seperately. Bawdy, it is. Beyond bawdy, some of it...


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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

LaoTsu's picture

Here's a link to a photo tribute on the Highway of Heroes from the photographer mentioned in the news video.

Highway of Heroes 2

calgarylady's picture

LaoTsu.

fastfeat's picture

And I thought Obama handled today's memorial at Ft Hood today with class and grace. I can only imagine how bush would have shamed it.

Oh, and since it's now Veterans Day:

FUCK YOU to bush, cheney and the rest of the chickenhawks.

And THANK YOU to those who have served.

Peace.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

ron's picture

the right wing radio were complaining because Obama's schedule would not allow time to go to Berlin to celebrate the wall coming down. Bitch about everything, offer solutions to nothing.

Cobalt Blue's picture

Another crime commited by the Bush regime. Depriving we, the American public, from properly mourning our fallen soldiers. Hiding them away as if shamed by thier sacrifice, which in truth, they should be, for placing them in danger in an unnecessary war.

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"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

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Thanks for the Robert Burns. It makes me think about...

"In the Good Ole' Days:" (written in 2004 by Del Jessen at the on-set of the Iraqi war.)

In the good old days this country had a leader
who was makin' LOVE not war,
In the good old days we had a constitution
and we knew who the rules were for.
In the good old days our world was at peace,
and we kissed our children good night.
Now we gotta turn on CNN to catch a glimpse
of how they're doin' in the fight.

In the good old days we were victim of terror,
and the world was at our side.
In the good old days we yelled out IMPEACHMENT
'cause the Senate said the President had lied.
In the good old days the Arab Street...
thought America was pretty cool.
Now all they want is an AK47,
and they learn how to kill us in their schools.

In the good old days we had good old jobs,
and we were all gettin' ready to retire,
And the National Guard trucks were stuck in the mud...
not in an Iraqi QUAGMIRE.
In the good old days, I actually remember
such a thing as a Light News Day,
When the anchors would laugh,
and they would do silly things,
And they would even run out of things to say.

In... the... good old days we sang good old songs
about tractors and sweethearts and such.
In the good old days our sons and our daughters
weren't comin' home walkin' on a crutch.
In the good old days, we laughed and we sang,
and we raised a glass in good cheer,
that was just before the suicide bombers
started blowing up Marines. who were
shooting at civilians wearing
shirts made of bombs, while doing
guard duty in the rear.

In the good old days going to war...
was so much more cut and dried...
Our big screen heros carried the day,
and the bad guys always died.
In the good old days we knew who was right,
and the Good Guys were ready for a fight...
But today... all I see is DARKNESS in PLAY...
there ain't no more good guys comin' this way,
for no good reason we've gone back to war,
This isn't the good old days any more.

No... this... isn't the good old days any more,
This one's lookin' like a Holy War.
Load up yer rifle clip, sharpen yer blade,
It's a Muslim Jihad, and a Christian Crusade.
Hey! Haven't we stumbled through this one before?
the Dark Age of History comes back once more!
This isn't the good old days anymore...
This isn't the good old days.
Lyrics by Del Jessen, 2004

Tequila's picture

Virginia's governor is already planning for his next race by executing the DC sniper. A Brooklyn jury gets bought by two Bear Stearns' execs charged with lying to investors. For some reason, there aren't many black residents of L.A. who are getting flu shots. AIDS is a primary killer of women around the world. The Vatican considers expanding its message to Scientologists. The U.N. flip-flops and endorses Karzai. Red-light cameras actually cause more accidents, for some reason. McCain and Dumbya made Newsweek's decade of biggest blunders. Cheney and Dumbya make their list for the decade's worst predictions. Why so serious? The "wisdom" of Rush.

fastfeat's picture

"But they (LAPD) only count collisions caused by someone going through the red light, not by rear end accidents or any others at an intersection."

Police manipulating facts to suit their agenda (IE: raising revenue)? I am shocked, just shocked...

Thanks, tequila.


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---Southwest Airlines

bartfarb's picture

chuckle episoed, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQT9rxQPso , the part of the pig.

Andy K's picture

...but 30 Rock has been sliding since the end of last season. That episode- titled Stone Mountain- is the best of this season so far, and it rates a C+ in my book.

How I long for the days of Cooter Burger...

Tequila's picture

Blackwater tried to buy off Iraqi officials to avoid prosecution.

on CNN, but then it mysteriously dropped off the repeated segment.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

ron's picture

couldn't be true. Eric Prince comes from a fine Christian family.

fastfeat's picture

if it didn't have all that messy Sanskrit on it...


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---Southwest Airlines

fiver's picture

Corruption favors the wealthy.

ron's picture

and the most with preexisting illnesses.
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2009/111009.html

Karen's picture

Heh, the article poses the following question:

With the health-reform bill’s “public option” truly reduced to the “sliver” that President Barack Obama once called it – and indeed having become a feature that mostly benefits the insurance industry – the next question must be: why is it still being opposed by industry defenders like Sen. Joe Lieberman?

It proposes all sorts of answers from Republicans simply wanting Obama to fail on everything to the fear that the public option might be expanded over the years, and even suggests that Holy Joe's commitment to Israel could have something to do with his stance.

I think the article misses something about the game of politics. The strategy of those opposed to health care reform has always been to whittle away at it until whatever it was that a small majority could pass would actually be bad for the American people. Each opposition politician would add his or her own peculiar amendments in ersatz negotiations with those desperate to pass a reform measure, pretending that they would vote for the bill if this amendment or that amendment were adopted. Then, they'd turn around and vote NO, lambasting the bill, whatever its final form.

What do they get out of this? Well, either they succeed in killing the bill altogether, preserving the status quo for the insurance companies, OR . . . . .

. . . the shitty bill passes with a public option so weak it can't do anything, the insurance companies have other people forced to buy their shitty policies against their will and under the threat of legal penalty, and when Americans realize they've been had, all the politicians who voted NO get to say, "See! We told you government reform would only make things worse and take away your freedom!"

And then they win their de jure conservative majority back.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

fastfeat's picture

Seems to me that the only real way to get any sort of meaningful healthcare (not goddamn insurance reform) is to amend the Constitution to state that the health of the country's citizens is an unalienable right first.

Expecting the cart to be an effective jockey simply is not going to get it done.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Abbybwood's picture

Here's an interesting take on Saturday's House vote:

http://welcomebacktopottersville.blogspot.com...


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

Tequila's picture

Kareem...

use of his celebrity. Good luck indeed.


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---Southwest Airlines

Cobalt Blue's picture

Okay, this has been bugging me for years. So I'm just gonna ask it. Does anyone else here think that Denzel Washington looks like the DC Sniper?

ron's picture
No.

but the guy they just arrested in Seattle for the murder of a policeman does.

Cobalt Blue's picture

Hadn't heard about that one. Have you a link?

ron's picture

if they just needed Denzel to pose for this or if this is the alleged suspect.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localne...

fastfeat's picture

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---Southwest Airlines

curtilingus's picture
:p

He was an angel once. A pretty bad one as I recall.

Cobalt Blue's picture

Shirley, you jest.

ron's picture

you know more about fastfeat than we do or you are terribly confused. I don'rt think fastfeat's real name is Shirley.

More than I care to have, actually; it's one of the downsides of having to spend time in jail...


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---Southwest Airlines

JM's picture

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JohnnyBravo's picture

The DC sniper has been executed. Long overdue.


NOBODY 2012

Edwin's picture

Here's a first: Fux fact checks Palin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUWF0ib-IC4&fe...


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

fastfeat's picture

completely and replace it with "In Corporations We Lust"?

And Polk? Why not Harding or Hoover?

At the rate we're going, the dollar coin will soon become the new penny...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

ron's picture

If the Health insurance industry is 17% of our economy and 46 million are uninsured what is the percentage the insured are paying of our economy?

lafingas's picture

George Burns - I Wish I Was Eighteen Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3c-WBn5cCg

dadams's picture

i am over 60 and am and have been most of my
life a gay man. so my gar-dar is somewhat fine
tuned and more right than wrong when i spot
someone who is or should be gay.

glen beck is one of the ugliest and most effeminate
homophobes i have ever seen. his gestures are over
the line, swishy and effeminate. he reminds me
of many of the old hollywood and radio stars who
were gay, but hide their private proclivities from the public.
being married is only a ruse.... remember larry craig?

MaryK's picture

My mother had the schoolgirl crush on him, posters/photos/the whole high school girl mania. When he died (and the real story was told), even though she was fifty years past her crush, she was still devastated.

The Hollywood studio system took great care in the old days to manage the stars' public image.

And I agree with you about Glen Beck. Probably why he became Mormon, to have a lot of help holding back the urge. That religion is very helpful for those who wish to be strapped into a cradleboard of control and rules. They will never have to actually make a decision; someone is always there to do that for them.


"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman

Tequila's picture

SCOTUS will take up whether or not juvenile offenders should get life sentences. The Chinese have solved their overpopulation problem: just expose their factory workers to BPA, and you're guaranteed sterility.

Karen's picture

Justice Scalia does not believe the Eighth Amendment's "cruel and unusual punishment" clause requires proportionality (i.e. that the punishment fit the crime (e.g. the death penalty is a disproportionate punishment to stealing a stick of gum)).

Kennedy tends to be on the liberal side on these kinds of issues, though, so, here's hoping.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

The Cap and Trade climate change bill is a huge mistake here


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Wow. This FUX News clip is just amazing. It's FUX at its finest, and, you know . . . it's almost as if Greta has never even heard of Dennis. It's weird. It's as though she had him on to be the "conservative" Democrat who voted with all the wonderful citizens of Know Knothing Knation against the horrors of health care.

Okay, I am now going to provide a Karencatures transcript. I plead with you, please read the transcript before watching the clip! Most of my transcripts are wildly exaggerated spoofs. I promise you -- I PROMISE -- what follows is NOT a wild exaggeration.

Sustern: Golly, Congress sure done worked late into the night, but sadly, the Health Care Reform monster was approved by the House.

Video Clip: Brave citizens protest, shouting, "Kill the Bill!"

Video Clip: John Boehner bravely reclaims his time from a childish interruption by African American Charlie Rangel.

Video Clip: Republican representative calls the bill a jobs-killing, tax-hiking, deficit-exploding government takeover of our health care.

Video Clip: Republican representative calls the bill a Declaration of Dependence for pledging Americans' lives, fortunes and sacred honors.

Video Clip: Republican representative holds up a little baby as a ventriloquist's dummy to have the baby plead not to hurt him with health care reform.

Video Clip: Democrats cheer in those Republicans' faces as they pass the bill despite their concerns.

Sustern: You know, there are some decent Democrats who voted no. Let's talk to one of them. Dennis Kucinich, thank you for being here.

Kucinich: Good to see ya.

Sustern: You were a giant no on health care reform. Why?

Kucinich: Because it forces people to buy private insurance, makes them pay a penalty if they don't -- they pay twice, first from their own pocket, and they pay second through their taxes -- it's the wrong business. I mean, insurance companies are in business to make money. In health care, they make money not providing care. If we want health care, then let's have health care, and put the money into health care, not take one out of every three dollars and give it to the insurance companies.

Sustern: So, like, how much is the government going to punish us if we don't buy health care? How much money is the penalty?

Kucinich: [puzzled] That depends. It's a percentage. Anyway . . . the point is we shouldn't be forcing people to buy private insurance. And you know, single payer was forced off the table, so we were trying for competition with the public option, but it's been whittled down to next to nothing, so we tried state single payer, but they chopped out my amendment, so basically, we have insurance companies getting carte blance, and Congress giving up its power.

Sustern: [suddenly figures out whom she's interviewing] So, in short, your a far-leftist, while the other Democrats I could have interviewed are good conservatives? Is that a fair description?

Kucinich: No! I'm a centrist! I'm smack in the middle of the mainstream of the American people, who want robust health care reform with the government involved! Seriously, if we're going to have this system, how will it control anybody's costs of health care so that everyone can access it? The whole thing is a boondoggle!

Sustern: So, how come Nancy won't go your way? Have you tried talking to her?

Kucinich: What? Of course I have. We talk all the time. I work with her. I respect her. A lot.

Sustern: What did she say?

Kucinich: Well, she has to deal with the White House, and they wanted my amendment dropped, because they thought the insurance companies would see it as a slippery slope to single payer. And the speaker herself has a tough balancing act to do. My job is to represent my constituents, which I do.

Sustern: But what did she say? Did she call you, "Dennis?" That'd just be so cute! So, did she say, "Yo, Denny-boy, like I can't make this happen your way 'cuz the heat's comin' from the White House, man!" Do you guys talk like that?

Kucinich: Uh, well, not quite those words verbatim. But I want you to know that I made a real effort to see if there were a way to work things out. But you know what's astonishing to me? Seriously, think about this: The House of Representatives apparently thinks its less controversial to put abortion on the table than state's rights to single payer!

Sustern: So, you guys passed this bill in this House. Is that it? Will this be the bill that the president signs into law?

Kucinich: Uh, no. The Senate will pass its version, and then there'll be a conference committee. Anything goes there. The real amending goes on in conference. So, if you're really concerned about fixing this bill, we still can. In conference committee.

Susterns: Thanks, Dennis. Come back soon.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

fastfeat's picture

Looks like Van Sustern just got pwned!!

Thanks.


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---Southwest Airlines

ctalk's picture

Joseph Nye

Distinguished Service Professor at Harvard University and Author

The end of the Cold War was a greater historical transformation than 9/11, but controversy persists about its causes. An article by Steven Erlanger in Monday's New York Times quotes the neo-conservative commentator Robert Kagan as saying that "the standard narrative is Reagan." But the standard narrative is misleading.

A greater portion of the cause belongs to Mikhail Gorbachev. Gorbachev wanted to reform communism, not replace it. More

Another good read over at DU is 'Why the right hates President Barack Obama so', click here.


Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein

Tequila's picture

I think the reason Joe's holding up "reform" is because he can. He's gone drunk with power, and wants to hold on to it as long as he can before he gets booted out of office.

Anyway, the significance of Nov. 11 for Veteran's Day. Interesting description of the U.S.S.R., when Gorby was running the place. Sounds rather familiar, for some reason:

Gorbachev came to power in the Soviet Union in 1985, the first Soviet leader to have been born after the 1917 revolution that ended the Russian empire. The USSR was at a standstill: a stagnant economy, an inefficient bureaucracy, a disgruntled population and an outdated political system with entrenched bureaucrats.

I hate assholes.

fastfeat's picture

"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Handypants's picture

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Handypants's picture

The most patriotic way to honor future veterans of foreign wars is not to create any unnecessarily.

--
Posted By Juan Cole to Informed Comment at 11/11/2009 01:19:00


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

fastfeat's picture

attributable to someone else. Not sure who though.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

Handypants's picture
...

Juan says - common concept but the quote is in his words or he would have attrb'd.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

fastfeat's picture

Not trying to bust his or your balls. And I know you're good with quoting and crediting. Thanks for checking.


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

tweakerbelle's picture

and the 20th century killed it - somewhere between Auschwitz and Bob Dylan it ceased to matter.


It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-George Carlin

fastfeat's picture

"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

kablooie's picture

here's some 21st-century doggerel:

When all the domes are laid to rest
and flowers heap the minarets
when all the crosses lie uncrossed
and found objects mark the debris lost
perhaps the pyramids will cry:
"they fought to live, and lived to die."

capnmike's picture

For a' that an a' that
Th "Pith o sense and pride o' worth"
Dinna pay me BILLS an' a' that
An' if I dinna hae the cash an' a' that
Nor job t'earn me a' that
They takes me hame an' a' that
That Pith o sense an pride o worth
Ain't worth a damn an' a' that
We "dare be poor" an a' that?
WE GOT NO CHOICE nor a' that

fastfeat's picture

WTF is up with some cities, such as here in Orlando, running their Veterans Day parades on other days than today? Not running here until Saturday. Govt offices are shut down, many have the day off--why not today??


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

fastfeat's picture

Vets deconstruct their uniforms, turn into art.

http://multimedia.boston.com/m/21596154/the-c...


"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

jmmartin's picture

O what a gift he gee us, to see ourselves as others see us.


"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez

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