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Like Colin and Condi. They didn't have a leg to stand on. And they didn't spend MILLIONS investigating their friends (Colin & Condi) either.
I have a feeling that listing is a parody of actual IT job listings by someone either looking for a job or a couple of IT guys who thought it was funny.
More pig poo from the pig party. /s.
Don't sell yourself short - you were used. You deserved to pursue that professional path - you taught yourself (and as such, probably better than most.).
I have been there - in IT since the early 90's... and now like you, in straights of mental health having been used so badly...
No, that's the interns. If that's all you can do they aren't paying you.