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Small shop owners absolutely can't afford to see people vacant the malls. Parents aren't going to bring their children to a mall if they even have heard rumors of people open-carrying there. So allowing open-carry is extremely bad for business for business owners. Why don't malls put their goddamned foot down and issue "no firearms" restrictions on their property? Would they rather take the very real risk of going out of business when tenants leave due to slow traffic? Apparently so.
Eh, it's decent. It kind of uses a sledgehammer to drive the points home, though. And after a while, I'd turn it off, saying, "Okay, we get it." The Onion treads that line very carefully between using that sledgehammer and trying to seem real (The Daily Currant, anyone?). Jon Stewart said, "I'm a comedian FIRST," and that's how the 1% writers need to approach it.
Funny idea, though.
Aw geez, poor babies, affixing a stamp is beyond their religious tolerance welcome thingy.
But their st00pid is never beyond new levels. Dave and Dan or Marie and Marcie are provided equal protection under the law, including the right to marry.
Wake up you dufii, they are not asking for your 'hand in marriage.' They are simply asking that you do your simple minded job and affix a seal to a document you are paid to provide.
After years and years of this crap from every hate group, FAUX TV and the GOtoP and all of the useless talking heads, reporters and total BS artists that have blathered on with every broadcast, article and radio report that the illegal Kenyan usurper Blaman is in our "WHITE HOUSE" and suddenly this one total nut job shows up and they are in shock that this could happen ??? Their true shock is that it took this long to happen !!!
Too bad bigger, wealthier businesses, don't think the same way.