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Now, Michelle Malkin knows lame

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Yeah, so Malkin is right: It is pretty lame.

And of course, we have to concede her expertise on the subject. She is, after all, the Goddess of Lame -- the person who created the Lamest Video In The History Of Both Videos And Lameness:

It still hurts to watch, it's so lame. My sides, mostly.

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gump's picture

You shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged.


is intended to be a factual statement

fil hussein oaks's picture

goat face puke patsies for the Rethuglicants!

That Mick Piobr's picture

If you hit the link, you will end up on planet Malkin.

Thanks a heap, Dave...:)

Rush speak,

Michelle just Tagalog.

(Does she realise she isn't a WASP?)

Should we tell her?

pauleky's picture

...maybe a warning next time! My eyes are still stinging from the exposure to that site!

JohnnyBravo's picture

Can she still call us "Defeatocrats" (ooh, clever) after the last election? :-)


NOBODY 2012

LeftandLeft's picture

A completely nonathletic, uncoordinated, unsexy, self hating skank, from absolute loser-ville central, playing a failed cheerleader for a failed party while trying to generate tired, useless GOP talking points that cost these fucks the Presidency and congress last fall.

Keep up the good work(for us Democrats) you dumb slut.

ConcernedCanuck's picture

Have any of these harping celebutantes ever been tested for mental illnesses?

chris2u's picture

That goes beyond any definition of lame. Thanks for sharing.

MikeD's picture

is how many guys on Youtube left comments that Malkin is hot. I've been pretty desperate at times but never that much.

LeftandLeft's picture

{Delted, Over the top. And vulgar. Please tone it down a bit Left. OK?
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joeedugan's picture

Gary Glitter.

Wegener's picture

I guess a lot of guys like grown women with the bodies and brains of 12 year old girls.

pinkobait's picture

Is rife with twisted "daddy's little girl" sexual repression and Authoritarian yearning.
Whip me beat me and make me write checks to the RNC.


"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "

-Jack Handy

Jeff Phinney's picture

Well, that about torpedoes any cheerleader fantasies I may have been harboring. That naughty cheerleader outfit my wife has is going to charity.....

sharkcellar's picture

...that you posted a non-story that provides a link to Malkin's site. Your post out-lames both Malkin and the DNC in that respect, dude. I don't come here for this kind of dross.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Hate to say this, but you are the King of Pain! If it's not Beck, it's Malkin!

Yes, that video is still extremely painful to watch....and it always will be!!!

Have to hand it to you, though, for the Rand/Atlas Wanked post this morning. It was most excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't these people like Malkin and Beck go away??? They make me sick, sick, sick.

thepugilist's picture

forget about the extraordinarily stupid John Doe Manifesto.

Dahgrostabph-r-i's picture

I bet George W. was a better cheerleader then old beaver face.

DrDick's picture

MsMalKKKin not only knows lame, she absolutely defines it.

Milford Loudermilk's picture

We can pack it in now. This is the sign that we have won!!

David L. Hill's picture

[Deleted. Inappropriate. C'mon now, this is a progressive site. Thank you. Site Monitor]...which fits considering what comes out of her mouth most of the time...

Well, at least she gives her audience what they want in that clip...

bamboozled's picture

But I agree that she's got no right to point fingers. Embarrassing.

eve's picture

...that Malkin likes to play cheerleader in the bedroom. yuck

Did she not think notice before she posted this video that it is hilariously awful? How delusional is the woman?

thepoetryman's picture

Drat!

I guess my entry...
"Rush Limblah blah blah is a friggin' know nothing douche bag and leader of the friggin' Godawful Obstrucionist Party who's lowly rotund carcass wouldn't even fit on the billboard after all of these space-wasting, mambi-pambi words!"
...wasn't lame enough.


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DonP's picture

Have you ever noticed how often losers like to throw the word loser around? Democrats = losers. Yeah, thats why Repubs won so much in the last election. Two years after losing a bunch in the 2006 election. Losers? Yeah, we all recognize the losers here.

debaser71's picture

A link to Malkin's site..why?

And the slogan is terrible. To me it sounds as if the assumption is that Obama is on a failing track. /face_palm

Captain Kangaroo's picture

The Limbots are eating each other. A little attempt to change the object of their scorn is funny.

lordkoos's picture

She is a professional cheerleader after all.

m2key's picture

I still like mine better -

"Think happy- not crappy!"

Non-Compassionate Liberal's picture

She can't jump very high.

Screwtape-the-Epistemologist's picture

Watch Jon Stewart tear apart Jim Cramer and know how pathetic you are! Stick to lying and prevarication; it suits you. You have delusions of adequacy.


"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative.”
- John Stuart Mill

karlo5's picture

Tokyo rose needs to be bitch slapped.

ricchase's picture

I am honestly at a loss. Just what exactly, does this woman Malkin, have to offer in the way of intellect, advancement of thought, actual knowledge of relevant issues, or any such attribute that makes her worthy of print, video or even constructive conversation? I can not discover any societal propriety that actually warrants her notoriety. She is somewhat like a weed. Mostly useless, bothersome and a major hindrance to otherwise beneficial preponderance of meaningful dialogue. Basically, she is a vast, regretful waste of time and consideration by any measure.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

What's this thread about anyway

grimalkin's lame cheerleading tape?

I thought we've had subject some time ago.


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MarkOfOhio's picture

Somehow, I had avoided seeing this video until now. The lack of imagination and creativity on the right is amazing. Is this the best they can do? How embarrassing.

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Malkin's disgusting cheerleader film was actually taped when she was applying for Faux noise and they wanted the biggest, dumbest, ugliest, slutty, whore they could find for the position.

BMAC's picture

The only thing I thought of when I watched that video was...Bukake!!!

Pickels's picture
SNL

... should run this as is and have a Malkin character as one of their "usual suspects." Fodder: her over-the-top core of repression, moronic sense of humor, and lack of any intellect or the ability to self-edit. That's enough isn't it?

Rich2506's picture

Not that I'm offering a whole lot of fairness, mind you, but the advertisement eliminates the capitalization of "Rush," which made the joke more understandable. And yes, the fact that most people aren't as up on the latest blogstorm or Twitter-feud means that billboards are necessary.
About Ms Malkin's cheerleading routine, I saw it when it first came out and it reminded me of the adult film review magazine that reviewed Tonya Harding's attempt at porn. Erm, let's just say the reviewers were equally unimpressed with Ms Harding.


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gregl's picture

hustlin her skanky self.

Buddhabreath's picture

What a stupid bitch. Beauty is ony skin deep, but this cockroach has an ugly that goes down to the bone. You can sense the stench of her shit-filled soul in the way she speaks and moves. Amazing!

longnow's picture

Nice conservative cheerleaders always have
LEGS TOGETHER & they are not all bipolar
or mentally challenged b/c maybe she isn't
wearing her big girl panties which would
explain why she looks LIKE A MERKIN.

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