Billo: Isn't That Guitar Hero Risky Business Spoof Ad Offensive? Let's Watch It Again!
Giving in to his inner lech, Bill O'Reilly decides that we should find supermodel Heidi Klum's take on spoofing Tom Cruise in Risky Business for Guitar Hero really, really offensive. My gosh, she was wearing just a bra and panties for a while there. Not like anyone who has ever received endless mailings of Victoria's Secret hasn't seen that, Bill. Like you don't know.
Kotaku has the whole O'Reilly segment...where he posits that this might upset the children who are subjected to the ad while watching those wholesome Waltons on their tv show. Um, huh? The Waltons went off the air almost 30 years ago. And somehow Heidi Klum dancing is more traumatic than the continually running ads for erectile dysfunction? Dude, I know you like to style yourself as a "culture warrior" but seriously, pick your battles.
Andrea Mackris thinks about it?
I'd felafel if I was Orally...
Faux News strategy: Hypnotize the dittobots with gorgeous eye candy and then feed them right bullshit. Like lab rats, they start to connect the two. The only difference is that the rats can't vote, and they're kind of likable, unlike repugnicants.
I'm sure.
Some stuff you can't make up!
Having seen this commercial I don't know how many times, I have never seen the "Director's Cut" with Heidi in a bra and panties until I looked it up on YouTube...I have only seen her in a white shirt on the television.
Either way, you see more on any given episode of CSI: Miami.
Big friggin' deal.
shame on you!
bwa ha ha ha!!!
Some stuff you can't make up!
Be sure to clean up when you're done. (rolling eyes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4x1ORED5uY
Billo and C&L are both trying to ruin my innocent 'ittle mind!
SEX!
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
Kobe rocks!!!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Who were the other three guys in that vid?
Who hosted SNL. Can't remember his name.
Phelps?
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
I thought I recognized one of the guys...but I can't recall. Oh, I am going to pop over to YouTube to see if they have them listed. I will post if I can find.
Here are all of them:
Kobe Bryant
Michael Phelps
Alex Rodriguez (He is the only one I recognized)
Tony Hawk (No clue who this is)
Is the guy who turned skateboarding into a billion dollar industry. He's a legend in his field and not only has he earned (and deserves) every penny he's made, he's made a ton of money for a lot of other people.
Basically, if golf had been a 'fringe' sport until Tiger Woods came along, Tony Hawk would be the Tiger Woods of skateboarding....
Course, since Tony Hawk came first, that makes Tiger Woods the Tony Hawk of golf. :-D
I used to watch skateboarding and BMX biking on the Xtreme sports games. Loved it. I should have recognized the name.
I would have never seen that if it weren't for Billo and C&L! Damn you both!!!!!!!
No wait....what I mean to say is....
THANK YOU SO MUCH! Yay Klum wrasslin' a fake geetar on a couch! [wolf whistle]
:)
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
So, how many times did SEXUAL PREDATOR...er....Bill O play the 'offending' video?
he couldn't believe how much it disgusted him!
:<[) :<[) :<[) :<[) :<[) :<[) :<[)
Some stuff you can't make up!
She wasn't holding a falafel, how rude.
a loofah. Damn that Klum.
real culture warrior he
Its about time he was put out to the retirement pasture.
What is BillO's function and target demography these days !!!
He is totally irrelevant to the 15-25s, 25-45s just laugh at him,
45-65s find him sad, his only real audience is the drooling retirement crowd who have fond memories of him in his prime (snicker) from past decades, and they hang onto him like a broken mystery relic from their Raygun/Pukeboy years.
That's why I stopped watching him years ago, still at it I see.
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
That would be Bill "fap-fap-fap-fap-fap" O'Reilly we are talking about, right? Bill "I paid millions to that hussy and didn't even get any", is the ultimate loser.
Who cares what Bill O'rielly says?
He sucks.
Be your own person.
he will still be an ass when you're done.
Some stuff you can't make up!
I take that at face value.
I was an army officer MOS 8666.
So, tell me the difference.
[How does this pissing match qualify as 'On Topic?' Maybe you could use those skills you learned as an intelligence officer and figure that one out for us-Sitemonitor]
I was in a Telecommunications center where we had to all have Top Secret Clearances to work there.
My first shit told me I was more of a threat to the US military than the commies.
And I prefer women in their underwear than bloviating republiturds.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
[How does this pissing match qualify as 'On Topic?' Maybe you could use those skills you learned as an intelligence officer and figure that one out for us-Sitemonitor]
In pissing matches is it true conservatards stream left, and liberals stream right?
"But whatever you do, don't let the two streams cross. That would be a bad."
"I'm vague on the whole good/bad thing."
"Imagine all life in this dimenstion ending simultaneously."
"Okay, that's bad, good advice, Ray."
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Rep. Sanchez Rejoining Hispanic Caucus After Quitting Over "Whore" Remark
The Hill | November 24, 2008 06:05 PM
Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-Calif.), who famously quit the Congressional Hispanic Caucus after charging Chairman Joe Baca (D-Calif.) with calling her a "whore," has decided to rejoin now that he's gone.
Rep. Nydia Velázquez (D-N.Y.) was elected chairwoman of the caucus last week, and Sanchez said Monday through a spokeswoman that it's time to return.
Some stuff you can't make up!
for getting pregnant without the benefit of marriage? this after they fell all over themselves over bristol the slut getting knocked up
i hate the right....when is god bringing the next plague?
Just remember that the plague isn't political and doesn't discriminate as to who gets it.
Maybe BillO could go down to Bushco's Paraguay ranch and take the rapture crowd with him.
He could broadcast back to us on a 10W VHF transmitter in the jungle...
You remeember the reichwing ripping up on Bubba because he went to his brother's Roger's marriage with a women he had been living with?
They were getting married before she was prego.
(Interesting that slang for a pregnant woman and a commercial spaghetti sauce is one and the same.)
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
You what I'd do with you Heidi,if you were my girlfriend?
"You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs..."
Wait a minute..oops!Thats Bills fantasy!
Sorry Heidi..I'll have to dream up another tacky scenario of my own I guess...
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
you read the bill-o book!
yyeeeccchhhh!!!
Some stuff you can't make up!
had his show on AAR, he used to play audio excerpts from Billdo's "Those Who Trespass" about "Tommy O'Malley" and the various sleazy characters formed from Billy's tortured imagination. It always made for very good laughs.
It took me a week to get this out of my mind the first time I read it. The creepiness factor was just too high.
I did not need a refresher. I do not need that much of a look into BillO's mind.
Keep up BillO! Keep messing with his woman, Seal gonna whipped your ass!
i woulda hired carla gugino or kristin kreuk
SCHWIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon billo pick your battles!
No that's your nose.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
and everything to do with showing some T&A repeatedly.
Clown! What an asswipe. One of the weird things about this is that BillO often reads letters from little kids who say they like his show. If little kids watch his show, why did BillO the Clown show that video of Heidi?
BillO is such a prude.
BillO reads out letters from small kids on his show !!!!
Hes living in a Faux fantasy bubble, Its nice of the 'staff' to retype them for readability (BillO's old tired eyes) and to make them look genuine.
Has BillO done the dressing up in Father Christmas outfit and the cute kids on his knee routine yet ?
That would go down well with a certain type of Faux viewer.
They were born in the 1880's and died in the 1960's. Definitely regressing.
Ahhh, c'mon, Billo doesn’t get Victoria's Secret delivered. Not when he can go down to the nearest mall and hang out around the racks of bra's like the creepy old degenerate he is!
And speaking of picking your battles . . ."Happy Holidays Billo"
Even the maroons that report on the infotainment beat have got Billo's number on this one...
Billo: "I mean obviously as a guy, I don't have any problem with it, I mean, you know..."
VO: "Sure took you long enough, Bill."
"I mean obviously as a
guyleering drooling homunculus with a underwear/negligee fetish, this shit is right up my sick sad alley!"FIFY, Billo
me-oww!
Hey were do I sign up for those endless mailings? ;-)
Here ya go!
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/html/custsrvc...
One catalog request form, just for you. :-)
BillO's beef is not with underwear, it's with the fact that the sexy white girl is "mirroring" the Black guy -- watch it without sound to see what I mean.
BillO is a culture warrior all right ... as in "Alabama-1940s" culture.
Um okay, Billo is just projecting because he's a sexually frustrated , totally unlikeable and massive dildo who is probably constantly denied getting any love.
I'd much rather see sexuality and rock-n-roll glorified on the tv rather then so much actual violence, fraud, criminal negligence, and general power corruption and hypocrisy from our so-called leaders.
I'd also rather see kids playing a video game based on music rather than mindless first-person-shooter games.
But then again, if kids spent the same time trying to learn "real" guitar playing as they spend mastering five plastic buttons on a fake guitar, they'd probably have an actual skill.
Even though I think Guitar Hero is dorky, I'd rather see people "playing" a silly fake guitar than concentrating on pulling off virtual robberies, muggings, car-jackings, rapes and murders in games like GTA and other various "kill anything that moves" type video games.
What else, oh yeah, models in lingerie are good, guitars are good, violence is bad, O'Reilly is a retard.
"But then again, if kids spent the same time trying to learn "real" guitar playing as they spend mastering five plastic buttons on a fake guitar, they'd probably have an actual skill."
That's too hard, but I agree with you. My wife and I visited her brother and I took my Stratocaster with me (he plays piano), anyway, the nephews tried to get me to play "Guitar Hero", well I felt stupid trying it, so I pulled out the guitar and threw a few licks and suddenly I was "Guitar Hero", even though I'm only a hack who enjoys playing along with my favorite music.
you know what's offensive? Guys who sexually harass their subordinates -- ain't that right Billo?
This concern with our sex-laden society would seem a little more sincere if it weren't coming from a guy who used a vibrator on himself while sexually harassing a co-worker over the phone and who praised the notion of getting 'a few drinks' into her as quickly as possible as a means of lowering her resistance to his sexual advances. Not exactly traditional values, those.
right-o. And, as a philosophical corollary, what kind of "culture" would find this adorable, attractive woman "offensive"...Do I hear Taliban? Eat Poop, Bill-o...
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