Crooks and Liars

Monday February 5, 2007 06:45 pm

Mike Jones: Quote of the Day

By John Amato

Ted Haggard's "friend," was interviewed on MSNBC this morning and offers up this tidbit about Ted's rapid reversal:

Q; He says he went in for 3 weeks of intense counseling and now he's completely heterosexual. Do you buy that?

Jones: That's the quickest therapy I've ever heard of. Y'know, it's hard for me to imagine someone who is performing oral sex and saying that he's straight. That just doesn't jive.