Apparently Kelly has been held captive for five years, too. There simply is no other explanation.
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"Well I want to tell you in about nine months of traveling with John McCain and hearing hundreds of speeches I have never heard him talk in such great detail about his own personal story with respect to his time as a P.O.W. He has been resistant to do that over time."
That was a joke, right?
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