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By John Amato Tuesday May 26, 2009 4:30am
Cheney/Gingrich 2012 via the Rachel Maddow Show
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Cheney/Gingrich 2012 via the Rachel Maddow Show
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"Hell on Earth!"
"Fuck the Non-Rich!"
"Cheney/Gingrich -- Next best thing to Morgoth/Sauron."
Now THOSE are the faces of today's GOP.
"Two Rethuglicant crooks and liars serving time behind bars since 2009"
Also available on a Limited Edition Collector's DVD with unrated scenes from Dick's waterboarding sessions ...
We've already fucked things up, let's fuck up some more.
"Old Ideas for The New Century"
"Give Us One More Chance...
We're Committed to Screwing Up Worse"
"Back To The Future"
"Loving The Scent Of Our Own Farts"
"Vampires For The New Millennium"
From No One!
was busy
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"You Think Bush was a War Monger?"
Tweedledum and Tweedledumber
and TweedleDarth?
and TweedleDipshit.
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"Let's Get Some!"
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"You haven't been punished for four years"
Obama made you too soft. Give up your children.
A return to the Old White America
Didn't know you'd left there yet.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Just when you thought it was safe!
Flabby Old White guys need free health care Elect us please
Ottis Toole the cannible< said of the people who he delivered the young people he kidnapped for them to use in their sacrafice rituals,That they always let him have the choices parts (i.e. ribs,legs etc.to eat)
That during wars these two start that they get the choices body parts (i.e.hearts,livers,lungs etc.)JMO of course
Since they call evil good and good evil in other words
google "Valley of the Wolves" Iraq,Especially Gary Bussy's part
"Because who better to protect America than 2 combat dodging chickenhawks"
http://www.awolbush.com/whoserved.html
As seen by the Democrats, "Bring it On!"
I hope they have a primary between Cheney/Gingrich, Palin/Plumber & Jindal/Bachman!!!
If that happens we won't even need the Daily Show to make it funny.
Don't underestimate the dumbed-downed America we live in, now and don't laugh just yet.
Soon as the third pair announce their candidacy, Jon Stewart comes on the air and says "Look, I quit; there's just no WAY we can come up with anything more hilarious than THIS."
to make fun of it.
Mort Sahl once said satire died when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.
become gov. of Alaska.And why the last republican gov was removed.Evidently the last gov. wanted to shut down Tom Delay,Jack Abramoth's and others (sweatshops) that are still operating in Saipan and elsewhere and were using the "Made in the USA" lable legally.
Just proves if you are for working people you go nowhere in the reptile party
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/05/09/real.d...
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"Mexicans is dirty"
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"You've gotta be kidding, right?!?"
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"Freddy's Nightmare will be Yours"
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"The Year of the Apocolypse."
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: We're Entitled.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Go F*** Yourself!
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Bigger Than Major League
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Go F*** Yourself!"
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That's the attitude in a nutshell.
that about sums it up.
THAT'S WHAT THAT MOVIE IS GOING TO BE ABOUT!
I know, I thought it was about a polar shift - not a political heist.
Better push for doctor assisted suicde while Obama is in. It might be needed in 2012.
On edit: If and only if Cheney can avoid either a massive heart attack and prosecution for war crimes.
Vote Repugnant. We guarantee Fascism and Theocracy.
as if you haven't been tortured enough!
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012"
"What You're Feeling isn't Torture"
So, shit happens.
Dillsbury Doughboy/Mr. Sta-Puft
We need more doughy white guys
But if it helps his odds, maybe Kucinich should pack on some pounds. We need all the help we can to reclaim the Democratic Party from the Republican-lite takeover of the last twenty years.
DLC, DSCC and DCCC.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
'Immanentize the eschaton!'
(for all us r.a.wilson/illuminatus fans...fits like a glove!)
No Country for Old Men
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: The man behind the curtain and the pervert under your son's bed!
Correction:
No Country for Old White Men
for SCOTUS
Let's watch the GOP alienate Latinos and even more women. Excellent choice.
The folks at fox are wetting their pants. Someone on cnn said that the president picked her just to win Latino votes. If I recall correctly he already has a lot of Latino votes.
Duh dont you know people of color only do things to benefit people of color. i mean she couldnt possibly make a decision that may benefit poor whites or middle class catholics or whatever. I mean come on racial solidarity i mean bush obviously picked alito and roberts because of legal prowess and not to get votes
Still Psychotic After All These Years.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Fear & Loathing
Darth and Yoda
Together Again
American values, 3 time divorcee and ethics violater, and a 5 time deferment Yale flunky.
"43 Squared"
"We Don't Need No Stinkin Balanced Government"
"War Mongerrrrrrs United"
"We know What's Best, So Just STFU"
"Dick & Newt - Watch Us Slither"
"43 Was A Frigging Sissy"
"Now I'm REALLY In Charge"
"What North Korean Problem"
"Diplomacy Is For Wimps"
"We Eat Nukes For Breakfast"
"Vote For Us Or Else"
There went my oatmeal and Sanka!
"Newt, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Union." - Cheney getting Newt to join the ticket.
It's that whole "Newt, I am your father ..." thing that gives me the creeps.
Always two Sith, there is, a master and a apprentice.
Is that a threat....
Or a wedding invitation?
best post
Yes we use viagra
Change you can drown in!
A vote for ignorance, fear, and greed!
the tri fuck ta.
VOTE CHENEY 2012
"It's not personal. It's just business."
CHICKENHAWKS ÜBER ALLES!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"We ain't pretty, but we sure are mean."
or
"We didn't screw it up enough before; give us another try!"
"Vote for us, or we'll sit on you!"
The bad and the ugly. They don't need no stinkin' good.
Peppridge Farm does.....!
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: The two men behind your child's disappearance!
Shouldn't there be a Barack doll sitting on Cheney's shoulder?
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: You fight the wars, we count the money!
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012" , "We'll water board every last polarbear through global warming until they tell agent Jack Bauer where and when the bomb will go off!"
Say what you will, Secretary of State Jack Bauer is a genius move.
Dick Head and Man Boobs
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Grumpiest Old Men"
"There Will Be Blood"
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
"Bitterness we can believe in."
"Political retribution first."
"Looking forward through the back of our heads."
"Out-snarl THIS, Obama!"
Cowardly, spectacled, crotchety old gits for P/VP 2012, or,
War Whores, Unite!
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
...apologies to Rush.
or the Revenge of the Sith
or Some Things Happen
Cheney/Gengrich 2012: Doubleplusgood!
Cheney/Gengrich 2012: Heaven wouldn't have them and Hell was too afraid.
"More fun than hospital sick bed divorce harassment and a barrel of non-existent WMD's"
"Contract on America's Covert CIA Agents"
"The Coalition of the Deceitful"
Why choose from the lesser of two evil when you can have both?
Let's finish what we started.
Just in case Armageddon can't make it.
Because you know you've been bad.
Some times you have to work in the shadows,... and we suck up all the light.
Too more things from which light cannot escape.
You can't change Tyrants in the middle of the occupation.
Because we can.
There is no reason. This is just the way we roll; Like two fat hams making love in a bag of butter.
Prosperity is boring.
And Karl Rove is a balloon neck nut.
Four fat cheeks....two giant asses
Let's not forget about Cheney's heart health, if he has a heart that is. Newt could be our next pres! Actually, I'm not sure which is scarier.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: The Form Has Been Chosen!
(There is no Dana, only Zuul ...)
America's coup de grace.
Now you're going to really learn about terror.
Heartless and clueless.
All Terror, All the Time
.
Terror you can believe in.
Vote Cheney - it's NOT a request.
"The director returns to the horror genre"
Evil Dead III: The Search for Rummy
All your bases are belong to us.
Fatty and Fuck
Buddy movies? How about "On the Road to Tehran"?
Gingrich/Scarborough 2012
Cheney for Attorney General
Mike Wallace's son for Press Secretary.
.....because you can never have enough corruption.
When garden variety evil just isn't enough.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012: Bitchin Ain't Good Enough
Yes we Can't
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
Oblivion II; When Regional and Marginal Ain't Enough
Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
Such characters in colour dim I mark'd
Over a portal's lofty arch inscrib'd:
Whereat I thus: Master, these words import.
The FuckIt List
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
"Very Bad Things"
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
We don't die,
We multiply.
Cheney/Gingrich 2012
NOTORIOUS G.O.P.
Because you haven't suffered enough.
"sisters....sisters....never knew two more demented sisters"
Please, a google times please, let the GOP run this ticket!
Devolution proven
In a world gone mad, the only two men who couldn't possibly care less, will drain the populace dry in their quest for total world domination.
"Because the only bars you could ever get us behind is a White House fence"
"We don't expect you to *talk*, Mr. Bond. We expect you to *die*!"
GRAND "OLD" CROOKS
Jowls on the march!
"In God We Trust - all others get water boarded."
What's the worse that could happen?
I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks.
Change you won't believe.
Brokeback Ultramontanism. Who needs a Pope when these guys are in charge!. Their word is the Law.
so you don't have to. We keep you safe. We are ratfink motherfuckers!
Only problem is, the guy in the front will either be dead or behind bars by then. I'm sure the newt will be glad to step forward. After all, he did all he could to pull the repuke party into the sewer back in the Clinton days. I'm sure he can do it again.
? ? ?
...Bring 'em own!
Gringrich was part of the cabal along with Cheney and Scooter that went to work on Joe Wilson and outed his wife as a undercover CIA agent out of spite. Yes maybe he and Cheney would be a good team as they are already a team in crime.
Candidacy is Dead On Arrival
One Candidate to rule them all, One Candidate to find them,
One Candidate to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Dem's can only wish and dream that these two Dickheads run together.
Carries the Good Fascist stamp of approval.
n/a
"Cheney/Gingrich 2012 - Because we're just not fucked enough."
yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
-- David or Anon. The blessed perfection which is the bible is infallibly unsure.
...
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
-- Pink Floyd, _Animals_, _Sheep_
E Pleb Neesta --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b56e0u0EgQ
GODISNOWHERE
Blessed are the cheese makers. --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paJUj8HJ4D8
Proof there is a God and she loves Democrats!
When one crook just isn't enough!
Just like Hitler and Mussolini, but with better hair!
Nixon wasn't available.
The Mayans were right.
"Republicans - Hating America and all it stood for!"
Sung by the inimitable Gopinny Cricket Gingrinch.
We are all gonna die if this is made into reality. These are old fat ugly brown people hatin white guys! ENOUGH!
"Cheney/Gingrich - You want an empire, we'll give you an empire!"
"Cheney/Gingrich - All Terror all the time."
"Cheney/Gingrich - As Orwell Predicted."
"Cheney/Gingrich - And in the Darkness Bind them."
"Cheney/Gingrich - Making the NWO Happen as scheduled."
"Cheney/Gingrich - The End will come in 2012 as the Mayans Predicted!"
"Cheney/Gingrich - More than just 15 minutes of hate."
"Cheney/Gingrich - War, what is it good for? Money."
"Cheney/Gingrich - What we plan is classified."
"Cheney/Gingrich - War, what is it good for? Money, and power"
Lotsa power.
cheney/gingrich - we will break you!
cheney/gingrich - what you have, we want!
cheney/gingrich - we know torture!
cheney/gingrich - forget the constitution!
"Cheney/Gingrich" - The Sublime and The Absurd.
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