Crooks and Liars relapses

After reading Big Brass Blog's post on "

I just had to write a letter for Jesus General.

Click here for my newest.

via The Moderate Voice

Here's another example of government trying to straighten its citizens out:

The federal government will spend nearly $2 billion in the next decade on male impotence drugs under its Medicare program, according to a new cost estimate from the Congressional Budget Office that is fueling some lawmakers' efforts to end that spending....read on

I don't know if we should call this pork!

I guess Matt must have read C&L when we reported that Scott wanted to be editor of Newsweek. That's his main lead in. Nothing on Galloway, but there is a nice Michael Jackson story.

in honor of this article

Ed Henry reports from the press briefing today that Scotty said he wants the magazine to reach out to the Muslim world and point out that the U.S. military respects the Koran and does not desecrate it.

A reporter asked: Have you appointed yourself the editor of Newsweek? What business does the White House have in telling Newsweek what to do...

CNN-Inside Politics 5/17 transcripts

Dc Media Girl has some extensive coverage of the "Muleman" Horsley and Bestiality Week .

Here's a letter that I wrote to old Neal via the Great Jesus General entitled:

Say hello to my little friend

Dear Neal Horsley,

I was really impressed with your love of animals. Hell who hasn't shagged a few mules in their day and lived to tell the tale. You've given a whole new meaning to the phrase "puppy love"

When you said, "If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." I was thinking that you're on to something there. Have you ever heard of a company called Bullnet? It's a company out of the UK that produces a product called Henry , the professional vacuum cleaner. Henry is equipped with a long hose; a great set of tools and a super turbine engine that vibrates like no other. The owner says "it's so refreshing to find a product that is not only really good but is so simple and, as a real bonus so friendly (they make me blush sometimes.)

I'm sure you won't be bashful about mounting old Henry and taking him for a roll in the haystack. I guarantee that he will satisfy your most insatiable needs and your testimonial would be invaluable in helping us reach the Bestiality market place that we haven't been able to get ourselves plugged into as of yet.
Heterosexually yours,
Crooks and Liars

We're very excited about the changes Corporation for Public Broadcasting chairman Kenneth Y. Tomlinson is compelling PBS to make. Here's a preview from their soon to be launched web site: read on for the Lineup:

One of the new shows:

6pm The Newshour with Jeff Gannon
In depth reports on why Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid hates puppies, Hillary's trail of bloody corpses, and the proper amount to tip military escorts.

Read on for the whole schedule.

Cornyn On The Court?

via Captiol Buzz

John Cornyn's name has recently surfaced as a potential Supreme Court nominee, according to several Capitol Hill staffers. As a Senator, Cornyn could get through the Senate confirmation process and spare the Senate the kind of prolonged filibuster fight that could occur in the event that Bush nominates a more controversial nominee.

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But Cornyn, who served on the Texas Supreme Court, has faced increased scrutiny in recent weeks as a result of his inflammatory floor speech from last month where he suggested that the recent spate of courtroom violence was due to judicial activism.

TomDispatch

In its June 9 issue (on sale this week), the New York Review of Books will be the first American print publication to publish the full British "smoking gun" document, the secret memorandum of the minutes of a meeting of Tony Blair's top advisors in July 2002, eight months before the Iraq War commenced. Leaked to the London Sunday Times, which first published it on May 1, the memo offers irrefutable proof of the way in which the Bush administration made its decision to invade Iraq -- without significant consultation, reasonable intelligence on Iraq, or any desire to explore ways to avoid war -- and well before seeking a Congressional or United Nations mandate of any sort....read on