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The insanity continues from the Republican party.

From this week's House Homeland Security Committee hearing on airline security:

Chairman Christopher Cox: The gentleman from Georgia:
Rep. Linder: Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Umm. We could probably spend, the entire budget of the United States, on the airline industry. And still be missing some pieces.
Now, most of us don't believe that we will ever see an airline hit a building, because the passengers won't allow it. And if an airline is blown up in the air, that is a very bad circumtance for 200 or 300 people. But it is not a catastrophe.

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Rep. Linder: I would rather spend these fortunes looking for a catastrophe . . . for nuclear weapons.
(mumbling and inaudible)
Chairman Cox: Is the gentleman's microphone turned on?
Rep. Linder: Yes.
Rep. Linder: We could spend everything we have protecting airplanes, and still not protect everything. Umm. It is my view that no airplane will ever hit a commercial building -- which is the only value they have in taking out large numbers of people. It is my view that passengers won't allow that to happen. But it is entirely possible that an airplane will blow up in the air, with some (inaudible) or warning today, or some other technique. But that is a very bad circumstance for about 200, 300 people. But it is not a catastophe.



Does American Idol like

Click here. The NY Post wonders too.

Will Hugh Hewitt jump on this story and proclaim that the "power "of the blogs is now absolute?



FOX NEWS "Fair and Balanced"

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Liberals cause High oil prices!

(hat tip Brian)



BUSH: No. I think people oppose my nominees because of judicial philosophy.

After getting dissed by President Bush last night, Tony Perkins came on Scarborough Country to try and save face:

Joe:...Some people are already saying that the president is distancing himself from you, from James Dobson, and other remarks that were made at that conference, the justice conference, over this past weekend. How do you respond?

Perkins: Well, Joe, I don‘t see it that way. I mean, I think what‘s happened here, it‘s not us, it‘s not the president that has interjected religion into this debate. It‘s a handful of Democrats that have been leading this filibuster And it‘s senators like Charles Schumer who have questioned the ability of certain candidates ...read on

I guess Justice Sunday was Chuck Schumer's idea all along.



Simple Simon

Simple Simon

via Roger AIles

There's a word for this post. Genius. Read it.



Fun with Bush

Is President Bush Wired?

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Emailer: Hey - am I the only one that saw Bush wired AGAIN in last night's debate?

Right after the woman from CNN asks her question, Bush says
about 10 words, stops, looks down like he's listening to something, mumbles
something like "hold on" or "OK", and continues talking. This lasted about
2-3, maybe 4 seconds.



Republican Governor Vetoes Rape Victims Rights Bill

I’m late posting this story, but
Pseudo-Adrianne’s post earlier today reminded me of it.
Earlier this month, Colorado Governor Bill Owens
vetoed a bill that would have required hospitals to tell rape victims about emergency contraception.
The bill would not have required hospitals to perform abortions; the bill would not have required hospitals to dispense drugs they found morally objectionable; the bill would have given health care professionals the right to refuse to participate in procedures they found morally objectionable. The bill would only have required hospitals to let rape victims know that the option exists, so that rape victims would have the freedom to decide for themselves...
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The Pope's Plan to Stop Hillary

Sadly, No!
Carey "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" Roberts has a new column up. Those of you familiar with Mr. Roberts' past work know that he's kind of insane (and he doesn't really like women).

The question is- can Carey write a column without sounding paranoid, ignorant and crazy? Let's read his latest to find out!


Carey Roberts
April 26, 2005

After a brief flirtation with compassionate conservatism, Hillary Rodham Clinton has returned to her neo-Marxist ways.

Hm. Looks like the answer is Sadly, No!

Continue reading "The Pope's Plan to Stop Hillary"



Crooks and Liars teams with Jesus General

Today I got the chance of guest blogging a piece for the 2004 Koufax Award Winner for most humorous blog Jesus General. Here's what the General had to say in a piece called:

Equal Time

"That French bastard at Crooks and Liars demanded equal time, and since my Inner Frenchman is swamped with work and union stuff, still suffering from the dreaded gombu virus, and a big fan of C&L, I gave it to him:...read on"

Take a look and let me know what you think...

customerservice@cleanflicks.com I shot off an email to CLEANFLICKS



Good news from Iraq!

Of the 275 members of the new National Assembly, 274 were not assassinated in their homes last night.

Isn't that great news?