Rob Ford Colorfully Denies Sex With Former Staffer

1 year ago by Scarce
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Or at least he did in the extramarital sense. And he did so on live TV, to gobsmacked reporters who thought they'd seen and heard it all by now with Rob Ford. Apparently they hadn't, as his comment elicited gasps, proving yet again the man still has the power to shock. And disgust.

via Deadspin

It seems amazing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford could continue to shock Canadian journos given that he was caught smoking crack on camera, but he did it again this morning as the red-faced and rotund city chief denied "eating her pussy" in regard to a former staffer.

His defense was true eloquence:

I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.

Dave Weigel of Slate would later cheekily opine:

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