From The Daily Show:

The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.

For the low, low price of $12.99, you can own a high quality 4X6 lustre print of Peggy Noonan, Kay Bailey Hutchinson, James Baker, and Henry Kissinger snubbing John McCain at the Reagan Foundation Dinner held at the US Capitol Building.

It's brought to you by Washington Life Magazine, which has it categorized on its "blog" under, and I am not making this up, "Pol-lywood Events."

Some days, satire just fails me.

Open Thread below....

Andy Cobb and Josh Funk have a bit of fun with the Washington Post and their America's Next Great Pundit contest.

The Freedom Toast presents a parody of the GOP. Theme--the "Addams Family".

From The Daily Show:

Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty sidewalk after the New Jersey "Obama song" protest worthy of live coverage.

From The Onion:

White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.

From The Colbert Report:

Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity.

More brilliance from Stephen.

Colbert: It's like looking into a mirror-- after you've done a ton of coke off of it. Clearly... clearly Glenn Beck... clearly Glenn Beck is as sincere in what he says and does as I am in believing that baby carrots are trying to turn me gay. And folks that is great news. Because if he and I don't believe what we say... and don't mean what we feel, then you our viewers aren't just being intellectually impoverished. You're being emotionally defrauded. And that would be a cynical manipulation of Americans' legitimate fears.

In which case, we shouldn't be on T.V. at all. (Starts sobbing.) And I don't know about Glenn Beck... but that idea makes me very sad. I'm sorry... I just love my paycheck so much.

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From Real Time Oct. 2, 2009. Bill Maher ponders what Sarah Palin's book title might have been if she had a different ghost writer.

From The Daily Show:

President Obama makes a case for the Olympics in Copenhagen, leading Republicans and the media to ask if he's ignoring more important issues.

From The Daily Show:

The Democratic supermajority fails to pass health care reform, but succeeds in funding abstinence-only education.

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From Saturday Night Live Sept. 26, 2009-- Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to explain his rambling speech at the U.N. which went on for an hour and a half and had his first translator breaking down and collapsing before it was over.

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From The Late Show with David Letterman Sept. 25, 2009.

h/t dday and MBH

Good for a morning chuckle.

Conservative mom: Obama says he wants kids to study hard -- which we all know is a slippery slope to becoming a Nazi.

(And yes, in case there's any confusion, this is a satirical video.)