February 23, 2024

It will be warm soon and people are going to want to go camping. But when city slickers go out to the country, it seems that someone is always getting lost. But if they know how to survive in the wild, they'll be just fine. And who knows better than living off the land than a hillbilly redneck? But we're in luck, because Ginger Billy is here to show us how its done. Some of this tips include starting a fire using tinder (the fuel, not the app). He also teaches the importance of finding drinking water, as opposed to toilet water. Finally, it's very important to know your prey animals and what animals make you pray you don't find them.

Come to think of it, the best survival tip is just stay home.

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