I’m sure you all remember about the mess of money-grubbing and fancy pants horse thievery going on with the Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Republican Sid ByGawd Miller.
He's so crooked, that when he dies, we can just screw him in the ground.
I do not know what “carrying Texas for the ag industry for Trump” means, not do I want to because I am certain it has something to do with Snakes on a Nuke.
They don't even try to hide what they are anymore.
And now he wants to blame it on his staffer. Just, no.
And watch out for those Jesus shots, too!