That wasn't in the charter school model of privatization.
Roundup is banned from being used in designated wetlands. How the @#$% can it be safe to drink?
Poppy Bush, Jeb, Katherine Harris, the "button-down" brigade, the CIA, Prescott Bush...
Definitely, sneak it to him. Have the antidote handy so he won't die and can explain himself, which will make him wish he was dead.
There is no such thing as a libertarian, they are just right wing hippies.