He's faster on his feet than Sister Sarah and a better liar, as for being smarter...I don't think so. He's the ultimate con man.
I remember a clip of Glenn Beck asking her which Founding Father was her favorite. "All of them."
Make plans to leave
I could think of worse things to do. My father restored an old Lincoln, can't remember exactly but maybe Mark II or III. It was really nice when he was done with it. He spent almost 2 years on it.