He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
That's exctly what it does.
I like the way you think!
I have relatives in Indiana. Most are not this dumb. But sadly some are bible-thumping gun nut jobs.