"Yeah? Well this is AMERICA, not Alaska, and you can have your DENALI right after you PRY Mt. McKinley out of my cold, dead...errr...hmmm. On second thought, I'm gonna have to get back to you." *scratches head and reaches for a spit can*
Hilarious. So glad not to be part of that cesspool anymore.
Isn't there an official term to describe the point where a reality has become so absurdly ridiculous it becomes almost impossible to satirize?
Honestly, I don't know why so many people fell for this again; they played the exact same joke last week; is this going to be a running theme now?