Man, he sure is digging deep in that hole for things to talk about for three hours, huh?
You don't because there is nothing.
"Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for GAY MARTIANS, I swear to God!"
-- The Dead Milkmen, "Stuart"
You can't. You literally can't. Where would one even began right? It's hard to wrap your head around this shit. It definitely can't be made up. It's virtually impossible to reverse brainwashing mixed with stupid, racism and bloviating with a dash of what should be a human. You could never present any of Fox News and hate talk radio listeners with any type of facts. No matter what you do you can't push a rope and you certainly can't make a turd smell good. I'm just saying.