Please. No one's a better at circle-jerking than Obama and his defenders.
And the Secret Service will have to shoot and kill his toupee after it detaches itself from Trump's head and starts attacking audience members like the miniature gnomes from Army Of Darkness.
The reason Bernie did so well is because he's secretly a Trump booster pretending to be a progressive. And if you think the American people don't appreciate factory jobs, tell them that everyday they purchase Nike shoes made by children which undervalue their own personal incomes.
Stagflation, Iran-hostage crisis, gas crisis, etc. He was a one-termer for a reason.
Cattle prod. Or a Morning Star like the old days.