I agree, this has always bother me as well. It's just a little to close to fatherland for me to be comfortable with it.
He's a big man - two for the effort of one.
Yuck! He needs a darn bib!
Odd, we know the guy is completely full of shit, so he should have plenty of shit to give. He must be constipated. Somebody get that guy some industrial strength laxative, STAT!
He will wind up in prison or guarding one, either one is a shit way to live.