I like the way you think!
I have relatives in Indiana. Most are not this dumb. But sadly some are bible-thumping gun nut jobs.
Damn, i'm getting old -- took me 2 hours to remember the name of the band who recorded the song i initially wanted to send to you in response to the redhead with a dragon tattoo -- The Morlocks: Dirty Red
Yeah, I understand that now and have taken appropriate steps.
That has been the default method for ages, to assign the "unknowable" to God. Even Issac Newton ascribed all the stuff he couldn't fathom to God