O'Reilly: "It is not a stretch to say MoveOn is the new Klan"

  Bill O'Reilly has officially lost it. In his warped little mind, bloggers who organize and engage in public advocacy for causes they believe in like universal healthcare and an end to unnecessary and dumb wars are the same as Klansmen who used to lynch black people. Seriously. How can you logically make that connection? Dumb question.

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"Obama must condemn organizations like MoveOn and DailyKos if he truly wants to run without a race component. These are the people who are dividing Americans along racial lines. It is not a stretch to say MoveOn is the new Klan."

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"Bill O'Reilly is the new _______ "

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“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “

Old.

“Bill O’Reilly is the new gimp “

...Insane Wizard of his own Clan...

as a proud member, i am happy that this douchebag hates me. i feel like that leslie gore song, sunshine and lollipops.

"Bill O'Reilly is the new asshat"

No, no, that's not new at all.

It is not a stretch to say the Herr O'Racist is the new Joseph Goebbels.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Goebbels...

I agree, Bill O'Reilly is the new Goebbels for sure.

He would know quite a bit about the Klan.

Archie Bunker

It's the same with all repugs-If your not with us (in every way) your against us; no thinking involved.

Marie Antoinette? A girl can dream.

Damn... Bill O’Reilly is the new Jabba the Hutt...

the new Three Stooges, all rolled into one.

Santorum: the frothy mix of lubricant, ejaculate, and fecal matter left after anal sex.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Santorum.

Bill O' is the new "Tenderheart Care Bear"
...if we are going with wildly incorrect associations.

Bill O'Liely is the new Grandpa Simpson.

Bill O'Liely is the new Ted Baxter.

Bill O'Liely is the new Les Nessman.

Bill O'Liely is the new Joe Isuzu.

Bill O'Liely is the new Henny Penny.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Baghdad Bob. But Bob was funnier.

But yeah, guess its Goebbels.

Obama must condemn organizations like MoveOn and DailyKos if he truly wants to run without a race component.

Fine - as long as McCain condemns racist organizations like the Republican Party.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Michael Savage.

If only his stupid comments would get him yanked off the air too.

I think i agree with the others who said "Bill O'Reilly is the new Joseph Goebbels." That's pretty damned accurate.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Joe McCarthy wannabe.

liberal traitor @ 20:

Bill O'Reilly is the new Michael Savage.

If only his stupid comments would get him yanked off the air too.

Cleveland radio station drops Michael Savage: ‘This guy’s a knucklehead.’

Bill O’Reilly is the new subject of a fantastic song by NAS

"Bill Orally is the new NAMBLA"

O'Reilly's Law is a corollary to Goodwin's Law:

"The more you expose Bill O'Reilly, the probability of him labeling you KKK or Nazi approaches one."

I can't get enough of this!... They are losing it before our very eyes! I don't know which is better, MoveOn being the new Klan, or the “Cheetos Brigade,” funny stuff!

Bill O’Reilly is the new "Baghdad Bob“

Bill O'Reilley is the new ipod.
Just think about it.
Wait for it....waaiiiit for iiiiit.....
Get it now?

Fox News is the new Pravda.

I also agree with something that my wife said: "We need to stop treating Fox like a legitimate news organization and more like a seven year old child: ignore them and they'll go away. The more attention we give, the better ratings they get, and the more money they make."

While it is important to expose the lies they put out as truth, it is equally important that we do not give them only that much attention and not more.

bill o'reilly is the new assholes asshole.

“It is not a stretch to say Bill O’Reilly is the new EPA Superfund site”

“It is not a stretch to say Bill O’Reilly is the new source for renewable energy, in the form of hot air"

ooh, ooh... Lex Luther, anyone... He even kinda looks like Hackman... with all apologies to Gene Hackman...

Bill O’Reilly is the new.... we'll do it live! fuck! FUCK!

Bill O'Reilly is the new loofah.

Bill O'Reilly is the new ass hat fuck face.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Westbrook Pegler:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westbrook_Pegler

It saddens me that a creep with such a beautifully awkward name should be so lost to popular history.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Pol Pot.

OK, so he's not really the new Pol Pot . . . yet - I just love interjecting the name "Pol Pot" any chance I get!

No way he is the new Goebbels. That would, formerly, be someone like Rove. O'Reilly isn't smart enough to engineer a propaganda campaign.

Bill O'Reilly is the new dumb ass lackey of Joseph Goebbels.

I found it humorous that O'Reilly called black groups sending petitions to Faux News about their racism the New Klan. What an unhinged idiot. Black people against racism are The Klan? Couldn't he come up with anything more resembling of reality?

Billo is the new irrelevant pissant.

Tigerwong @ 31:

I also agree with something that my wife said: "We need to stop treating Fox like a legitimate news organization and more like a seven year old child: ignore them and they'll go away. The more attention we give, the better ratings they get, and the more money they make."

While it is important to expose the lies they put out as truth, it is equally important that we do not give them only that much attention and not more.

There is not a liberal alive that treats Fox like a legitimate news source, we just like to laugh at them... and I don't want to give it up, it's too much fun!

Herr O'Racist is the new surge (Tm)

I wonder how the families of those victimized by the Klan feel about BillO making this link? I mean talk about trivializing their suffering.

But seriously, I said this yesterday... he says this crap to get attention. It caused a controversy before so he keeps doing it. He just wants the freaking attention and as long as we give it to him, he'll keep making this crap up!

Bill O'Rally is the new....falafel.

Bill O'Reilly is the new falafel.

Bucky @ 19:

Obama must condemn organizations like MoveOn and DailyKos if he truly wants to run without a race component.

Fine - as long as McCain condemns racist organizations like the Republican Party.

And FOX 'News'

liberalal @ 46:

Bill O'Rally is the new....falafel.

LOL! Great minds, eh?

bkj @ 40:

No way he is the new Goebbels. That would, formerly, be someone like Rove. O'Reilly isn't smart enough to engineer a propaganda campaign.

Bill O'Reilly is the new dumb ass lackey of Joseph Goebbels.

O'Racist would be the equivalent of Deitrich from V for Vendetta

dada @ 43:

Tigerwong @ 31:

I also agree with something that my wife said: "We need to stop treating Fox like a legitimate news organization and more like a seven year old child: ignore them and they'll go away. The more attention we give, the better ratings they get, and the more money they make."

While it is important to expose the lies they put out as truth, it is equally important that we do not give them only that much attention and not more.

There is not a liberal alive that treats Fox like a legitimate news source, we just like to laugh at them... and I don't want to give it up, it's too much fun!

But by watching to laugh at them, you give them ratings and as a result perpetuate them! I say ignore them completely and you'll make them irrelevant. Of course, it would work better if you started complaint drives to stop Fox from being aired so much in airports, sports bars, etc...

Nice point Tigerwong!

“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “ INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE MAN WHO ENJOYS THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE

My favorites so far:

#33: "the new source for renewable energy, in the form of hot air”
#34: "Lex Luther, anyone… He even kinda looks like Hackman… with all apologies to Gene Hackman…"
#38: "the new Westbrook Pegler . . . It saddens me that a creep with such a beautifully awkward name should be so lost to popular history."

Thanks for the laughs, everyone!

gremlin-furbie hybrid

Bill Orally is the new psychotic Teletubby: Stinky Dinky!

“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “

Coke?

What a truly funny guy. Fitting that Olbermann calls him Billo the Clown.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Yosemite Sam

Bill O’Reilly is the new owner of a sweatshop that produces loofahs.

Murray Rizberg @ 39:

Bill O'Reilly is the new Pol Pot.

OK, so he's not really the new Pol Pot . . . yet - I just love interjecting the name "Pol Pot" any chance I get!

Yeah...don't really get to just drop that name whenever ya want...it's a shame really.

Bill O'Reilly is the new...the neeeeew...self-important jack-ass?

Actually, Bill'O reminds me of the charictor Hudson in the movie Aliens (played by Bill Paxton). Acts all bada$$, and when things get rough, he falls totally apart and starts crying and yelling "GAME OVER, MAN!" or "THAT"S GREAT-JUST GREAT..WHY DON"T YOU JUST LET HER LEAD?"

Bill'O is just an older version of "Hudson" from Aliens, only without the courage at the end, and with the morals of Paul Reiser's character, Burke".

"Bill O'Reilly is the new John Birch Society."

Oh we're meetin' at the courthouse
At eight o'clock tonight,
You just come in the door
and take the first turn to the right,
Be careful when you get there,
We'd hate to be bereft,
But we're taking down the names
Of everybody turning left!

'Cause we're the John Birch Society,
The John Birch Society,
Here to save our country from a communistic plot,
Join the John Birch Society,
Help us fill the ranks,
To get this movement started
We need lots of tools and cranks!

Lyrics courtesy of the Chad Mitchell Trio...

Bill O'Reilly is the new Frank Burns.

At this point, I become physically ill at the sight of BillO's flabby visage.

He should be drug out into the street and shot.

Billo the Clown is the new Klan Grand Master!!??!! He IS David Duke's idle..

Bill O'Reilly is the new Grand Prepuce of the Flimflam Klan.

“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “

Leader of the new Heaven's Gate cult.

bill o'reilly is the new disease

Bill O'Reilly is the new Bill O'Reilly

TimV @ 51:

dada @ 43:

Tigerwong @ 31:

I also agree with something that my wife said: "We need to stop treating Fox like a legitimate news organization and more like a seven year old child: ignore them and they'll go away. The more attention we give, the better ratings they get, and the more money they make."

While it is important to expose the lies they put out as truth, it is equally important that we do not give them only that much attention and not more.

There is not a liberal alive that treats Fox like a legitimate news source, we just like to laugh at them... and I don't want to give it up, it's too much fun!

But by watching to laugh at them, you give them ratings and as a result perpetuate them! I say ignore them completely and you'll make them irrelevant. Of course, it would work better if you started complaint drives to stop Fox from being aired so much in airports, sports bars, etc...

Nice point Tigerwong!

I don't watch them, I get my fix by watching the idiotic videos on C&L and YouTube. I haven't watched the corporate media for years.

...Walter Winchell, Father Coughlin, Paul Harvey...

Bill O'Reilly is the new J. Jonah Jameson. (attention Spider Man fans!)

Bill O'Reilly is to broadcasting what Professional Wrestling is to sport - and he is packages to appeal the same demographic of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing morons. He is welcome to think MoveOn is like the klan. He is welcome to believe that Elvis inhabits his sock drawer - and the imbeciles who watch him are welcome to agree with him.

the new Father Coughlin.

dada @ 70:

TimV @ 51:

dada @ 43:

Tigerwong @ 31:

There is not a liberal alive that treats Fox like a legitimate news source, we just like to laugh at them... and I don't want to give it up, it's too much fun!

But by watching to laugh at them, you give them ratings and as a result perpetuate them! I say ignore them completely and you'll make them irrelevant. Of course, it would work better if you started complaint drives to stop Fox from being aired so much in airports, sports bars, etc...

Nice point Tigerwong!

I don't watch them, I get my fix by watching the idiotic videos on C&L and YouTube. I haven't watched the corporate media for years.

Whew... I guess this kind of "second-hand smoke" is fine then. As long as Fox doesn't get a dime. Sorry to appear lecturing.

Tigerwong @ 31:

I also agree with something that my wife said: "We need to stop treating Fox like a legitimate news organization and more like a seven year old child: ignore them and they'll go away. The more attention we give, the better ratings they get, and the more money they make."

While it is important to expose the lies they put out as truth, it is equally important that we do not give them only that much attention and not more.

Sometimes I wonder what percentage of the FauxNews ratings are folks laughing at them. I know I listen to Rush and Hannity for a laugh or two , just to see what the crazies are talking about (but not Beck, I don't like vomiting into my own mouth).

Bill O'Reilly isn't the "new" anything. He's old and wrinkled, with an old and wrinkled audience.

ockham @ 73:

Bill O'Reilly is to broadcasting what Professional Wrestling is to sport - and he is packages to appeal the same demographic of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing morons. He is welcome to think MoveOn is like the klan. He is welcome to believe that Elvis inhabits his sock drawer - and the imbeciles who watch him are welcome to agree with him.

Please not to insult pro wrestling!!!! He expects to be taken seriously.

can I ask, btw, how the hell does having high ratings prove that FoxNews is fair and balanced? They may well be (THEY AREN'T), but high ratings prove one thing: there are still enough idiots that lost the remote after it got stuck on your channel for you to feel good about yourselves. High ratings are certainly not evidence of fairness or UNfairness or being correct or...

And Bill, you unbelievable cretin, why should Wexler appear on your show after being ambushed at his own home by that poodle with the microphone? Seriously, that is only evidence that he doesn't owe you shit regards you as shit and is not going to rush to go on your shitty show on 24 hours notice after being treated that way, if ever.

Bill O'Reilly is the new black.

MoveOn the new klan? Really? Who have they lynched?

Bill O'Reilly is the new John R. Brinkley

BO is the new George Lincoln Rockwell.

Jamie C @ 79:

ockham @ 73:

Bill O'Reilly is to broadcasting what Professional Wrestling is to sport - and he is packages to appeal the same demographic of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing morons. He is welcome to think MoveOn is like the klan. He is welcome to believe that Elvis inhabits his sock drawer - and the imbeciles who watch him are welcome to agree with him.

Please not to insult pro wrestling!!!! He expects to be taken seriously.

I've worked in wrestling for 20 years, and would point out that there are good folks who put on the shows at all levels.

A far-left organization is the same thing as a far-right organization? If by "same thing", you mean "opposites", then yes.

There are plenty of far-right, racist, zealous, violence-advocating organizations that can more appropriately be equated to the Klan. Fox News, the GOP, Al Qaeda, etc.

“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “ face of Republican Conservatism

Ranting, Hating, Attacking, Smearing, Shilling, lying, Sexually harrasing..........

You know all those Repukelican "Christian Family Values"

“Bill O’Reilly is the new skidmark

“Obama must condemn organizations like MoveOn and DailyKos if he truly wants to run without a race component. These are the people who are dividing Americans along racial lines. It is not a stretch to say MoveOn is the new Klan.“

i am sure that your temper tantrum orders are taken veeeeeeeeeeeeery seriously by the obama campaign, mr. loofah.

bwhahahahaa

this a rovian tactic: attack the other side's strength. and the charge is sooooo friggin dumb it is hard to even be offended by it.

TimV @ 72:

Bill O'Reilly is the new J. Jonah Jameson. (attention Spider Man fans!)

Jameson has SOME modicum of integrity! He just had a really bad case of player-hatin' for Spiderman. Other than that, he really believed in the power of his newspaper and real journalism.

(I am such a geek)

Billo has NO integrity. None. The man is filth.

Bill O'Reilly is the new face of Alzheimers

Bill O'Reilly is the new Joseph McCarthy.

And Fox News is the new Pravda.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Village Idiot!

Oh wait he already holds the title...

TimV @ 76:

dada @ 70:

TimV @ 51:

dada @ 43:

But by watching to laugh at them, you give them ratings and as a result perpetuate them! I say ignore them completely and you'll make them irrelevant. Of course, it would work better if you started complaint drives to stop Fox from being aired so much in airports, sports bars, etc...

Nice point Tigerwong!

I don't watch them, I get my fix by watching the idiotic videos on C&L and YouTube. I haven't watched the corporate media for years.

Whew... I guess this kind of "second-hand smoke" is fine then. As long as Fox doesn't get a dime. Sorry to appear lecturing.

No problem. I'm constantly telling a few of my friends to turn them off, I think some of them watch to piss me off! :-)

Thank you, Bill, for providing your viewers with specific and damaging facts to support your claims.

Bill is the new Joker. Not the charming Jack Nicholson Joker, but the insane, crazy, criminal genius Heath Ledger Joker.

Bonkers the Presumptuous Fist Jabber @ 59:

Bill O’Reilly is the new owner of a sweatshop that produces loofahs.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Luffa aegyptiaca is a gourd, in the Cucumber family...
He could be "the new loofah farmer that uses illegal immigrants he pays 10 cents a day to harvest" though.

slappy magoo @ 30:

Fox News is the new Pravda.

My thoughts exactly.

Green Day says it best . . . .

Bill O'Reilly is the new leader of a "redneck agenda"

Bill O'Reilly is the new ". . . subliminal mind fu## America . . ."

"Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5mjN32G1iI

Bill d'O'Reilly is the new whore of babble on...

ladies and germs, as a reminder, i present to you the racially-sensitive bill o'reilly:

On his September 19, 2007 radio show, O'Reilly said he took civil rights leader Al Sharpton to the Lenox Avenue fixture and "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's Restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City."

"I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship," o'reilly told listeners. "It was the same, and that's really what this society's all about now here in the U.S.A. There's no difference."

And later, speaking with National Public Radio correspondent and Fox analyst Juan Williams, O'Reilly said there "wasn't any kind of craziness at all" during his dinner with Sharpton: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M.F.-er, I want more iced tea.' "

"It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense that people were sitting there and they were ordering and just having fun"

I actually loved the "tender heart care bear" reference (since we're making wildly inappropriate associations).

But I can't believe no one said he is the new Machievelli.

Bill OReilly is the New Bill OReilly

Gargamel

Bonkers the Presumptuous Fist Jabber @ 79:

can I ask, btw, how the hell does having high ratings prove that FoxNews is fair and balanced?

It doesn't. The wingnuts always like to pretend that high ratings means that Fox is somehow a legitimate source of news.

If this is the case then American Idol is a legitimate source of musicians.

Charles Says: Thank you, Bill, for providing your viewers with specific and damaging facts to support your claims.

Bill is the new Joker. Not the charming Jack Nicholson Joker, but the insane, crazy, criminal genius Heath Ledger Joker.

Please do not insult Ledger's performance by comparing him to O'Liely.

Please do not insult the character of the Joker, my personal favorite comic book character of all time, by conflating him with Bill O'Rally.

Thank-you, that is all.

Billo is the new John Birch.

The really funny thing is the KKK is one of O'Reilly's key demographics. The idiots are probably checking Kos out right now to find out what they've been missing. Ah Bill the Ringmaster of Fox's festival of ignorance, thanks again.

Silvanus @ 18:

Bill O'Reilly is the new Baghdad Bob. But Bob was funnier.

But yeah, guess its Goebbels.

Wasn't Joseph Goebbels very smart (sure he was a Nazi, but that doesn't mean he was stupid–in the mental capacity sense, at any rate)? Bill O' Reilly is a bit of an asshat and a bully, but smart?

I think not.

It's hard for me to find someone to compare Bill O' Reilly to because evolution has made it that stupid beings are prone to extinction.

.

How does Bill-doh know what a KKK meeting is like?

.

Would agree with those saying Goebbels but he's not a gov't figure.

Let's see...religious wacko, conspiracy theorist, fascist, Irish, nationalist...

None other than Father Coughlin.

Bill Oreilly is the new Morton Downey Jr.

“Bill O’Reilly is the new _______ “

Archie Bunker (but without the charm)

liberal traitor @ 103:

Charles Says: Thank you, Bill, for providing your viewers with specific and damaging facts to support your claims.

Bill is the new Joker. Not the charming Jack Nicholson Joker, but the insane, crazy, criminal genius Heath Ledger Joker.

Please do not insult Ledger's performance by comparing him to O'Liely.

Please do not insult the character of the Joker, my personal favorite comic book character of all time, by conflating him with Bill O'Rally.

Thank-you, that is all.

Billo is the new and latest psychopath who is ultimately betting that Murkins will kill innocents to protect themselves from their mistakes.

Bill O'Reilly is the new... um... uh....um...

Fuck it! We'll do it live!

is the new bitch........same as the old bitch

Bill O'Reily is the new Bubble-headed Gherkin!

Bill O'Reilly is the new Lewis Prothero.

Fat Bastard.

Bill O'Reilly has got a face like a shaved turkey butt!

I'm trying to wrap my mind around what he said. How does he get a racial divide out of MoveOn? If he wanted to say there was a liberal divide or some such, I guess I could get it. But I just don't see the racial part of it.

BillO must be off his meds or something because he's making no sense.

Bill should be the new person in the mental ward of the hospital.

I once read a fascinating article that theorized that the Klan had been replaced by the evangelical churches. I'm sure many of these evangelicals were Klan members or at least racists. Look at Pat Robertson, the late and not-so-great Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swagger, James Dobson. The article said something about the religious nature of the Klan translating very well to these evangelicals. It gave them the ability to continue to form large groups, and their message, although altered a bit, was still one of hate and superiority.

Just a thought. Not trying to offend. Obviously, I don't consider any of these people Christians.

Bill O'Reilly is the new..........Shart

Bill Orally is the new poster child for pre frontal lobotomy.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Joe McCarthy.

CSPAN has live video of Hearings spurred on by Dennis Kucinich to check the executive powers of the President. Pretty big deal. The House Judiciary Committee chaired by Conyers is hosting the event.

in our continuing series honoring the racial equality and harmony that o'reilly brings to faux noise:

bill or'reilly, "We'd save lives because Mexican wetbacks, whatever you want to call them, the coyotes--they're not going to do what they're doing now, all right, so people aren't going to die in the desert." (2/6/03)

Bill O'reilly is a waste of time. He needs to be confronted but any more attention than that just feeds the monster.

Bill O'Reilly is the new antichrist!

Bill O'Reilly is the new stretch mark.

Last time I visited my 84 year old father in law, a dyed in the wool republican, I used his cable remote to put the FauxSnooze channel on lockout. To this day, he believes that his cable company just stopped carrying it.

The most positive thaing that came out of this is that two months later, his doctor was able to reduce his blood pressure meds.

I firmly believe that FauxSnooze's scare tactics are killing off their audience, one bum ticker at a time.

Billo is the new...

"IT" boy for loofah world magazine in which is featured a glowing 5 page spread of how Mr. O uses his loofah. In it, you will see all of O' Reilly's loofahing techniques that he has been kind enough to demonstrate upon his "little brown woman" lady friend from Bali.

Bill'O is the new spokesmodel for Viagra

I like the original quote.

Bill O'Reilly is the new ____________ (blank, nothing, nada, empty space, void, black hole)

Bill O'Reilly is the new Muhammed Saeed

Bill O’Reilly is the new Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity

He can't use his own words against himself can he?

Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity

Jeff @ 129:

Last time I visited my 84 year old father in law, a dyed in the wool republican, I used his cable remote to put the FauxSnooze channel on lockout. To this day, he believes that his cable company just stopped carrying it.

LOL!

part 3 of the ongoing series:

o'reilly, "I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels. If that's how she really feels -- that America is a bad country or a flawed nation, whatever -- then that's legit. We'll track it down."

Bill O’Reilly is the new Satan's Anus

Bill O’Reilly is the new Mnister of Propaganga"

ockham @ 73:

Bill O'Reilly is to broadcasting what Professional Wrestling is to sport - and he is packages to appeal the same demographic of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing morons. He is welcome to think MoveOn is like the klan. He is welcome to believe that Elvis inhabits his sock drawer - and the imbeciles who watch him are welcome to agree with him.

Bill O'Reilly is to broadcasting what a corncob is to a roll of Charmin bushpaper!

Prison Bitch
*crosses fingers*

Billo is the new Dippy the Pinhead!

Curly, Moe and Larry, all rolled into one wrinkled, old, smelly turd.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Wizard of Diapers in the Kingdom of Duh

Vince @ 139:

Prison Bitch
*crosses fingers*

Ooooh best one yet!
And here's a thought...could MoveOn sue him for libel or slander?

Bill O’Reilly is an old dried up piece of SHIT!

I vote for the following: Ted Knght, Frank Burns, Morton Downey Jr. Mix in equal parts.

He'd probably aspires to be Goebbels, but he doesn't have the intelligence.
Bill needs help spelling KKK.

dada @ 135:

Jeff @ 129:

Last time I visited my 84 year old father in law, a dyed in the wool republican, I used his cable remote to put the FauxSnooze channel on lockout. To this day, he believes that his cable company just stopped carrying it.

LOL!

HA!!! That's kinda messed up...funny as hell...but still kinda messed up.

miss_kitty @ 95:

Bonkers the Presumptuous Fist Jabber @ 59:

Bill O’Reilly is the new owner of a sweatshop that produces loofahs.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Luffa aegyptiaca is a gourd, in the Cucumber family...
He could be "the new loofah farmer that uses illegal immigrants he pays 10 cents a day to harvest" though.

LOL

I stand corrected.

Bill O'Reilly is the new Apple iPhone.

Bill O’Reilly is the new Walter Cronkite and we're not all going to hell, people, because we're already there.

Meathead.

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