Palin: 'Mr. President, The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With A Nuke Is A Good Guy With A Nuke'

Sarah Palin once again reminds us how completely irresponsible John McCain was for picking her as a running mate.
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From this Saturday's CPAC conference, former vice presidential candidate, reality show star and grifter Sarah Palin got her chance to weigh in and throw a ton of read meat for the people who actually take her seriously at this event, and after god knows how many personals shots at President Obama, she somehow decided that this was a good idea:

Thank God She Lost: Bitter Sarah Palin Calls for the Nuking of Russia ASAP:

Sarah Palin was in rare form tonight at CPAC. The crowd loved her, more than any other speaker. She said if she doesn’t run for President, she loves Ted Cruz and Rand Paul.

Though she gave a rousing rendition of a rage-filled Green Eggs and Ham riff, proving that she is still the Queen of mean girl spite, Palin predictably tripped over reality when she was instructing President Obama on foreign policy. “Mr. President,” she spat, “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.”

Translation: Nuke Russia now or else it’s green eggs for you, Mr President! Neener-neener!

First she mocked Obama for being weak with Putin, and backed up her nastiness with a bunch of lies about Obamacare and all of the things Obama promised us that haven’t happened in her Barbie Princess Politics world. Obama promised a perfect world and it didn’t happen!

So we got, “Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.” [...]

Palin’s entire speech can be summed up with “I hate you Barack!”, peppered in with mocking John Kerry’s face and Obama’s pen (which she clearly doesn’t understand is a reference to executive orders, which is the opposite of weak, but whatevs, why is this reality TV wannabe still the highlight of CPAC?). [...]

If you can’t/won’t listen, add a screech and a lot of bitterness into all of the quotes, for which she utilized a teleprompter, and just imagine you’re back in middle school and she’s the really angry girl who used to be popular but no one talks to her anymore. This is her “I don’t care! I really don’t care!” speech, given to the girl now dating her ex, the quarterback. Read on...


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If you really do want to torture yourself, Fox posted the entire speech at their blog: ‘I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam, I Do Not Like His Health Care Plan’: Palin Blasts Dems At CPAC

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