Just when I thought my vote didn't matter...I was thrilled to find an email from Michele Fiore in my inbox today, because I am one lucky Nevadan. She wants me to caucus for Ted Cruz!

Fiore is the notorious Tea Party lawmaker who has imparted a plethora of wisdom for the boobs and guns demographic. There is no end to the amount of absurdity coming from this duly elected Nevada Assemblywoman. Her endorsement of Rafael Cruz is just the cherry on top of all the Bundy-Bunch, cancer is a fungus, gun calendar, home healthcare fraud, racist shenanigans associated with Michele Fiore.

I think this has to be the most fitting endorsement of Ted Cruz, these two are a match made in crazy heaven.

Now when is he going to address his own problem of his fitness for the office of the POTUS? He does have a legitimate problem, as is accurately documented here. Of course, Fiore could care less, because Ted likes machine gun bacon and is White.