January 5, 2024

Daily Wire host Michael Knowles came up with a plan over his bizarre hatred for Disney. Somehow Knowles thinks that if you turn Mickey Mouse into a detestable Nazi, then his revenge would be complete. Of course, Knowles didn't state how he would accomplish Mickey's transformation from a beloved character at the Happiest Place on Earth into a Nazi. He will probably slither around Disney World, stalking Micky while trying to Sieg heil him.

"Mickey Mouse has to become a Nazi," Knowles insisted. "He has to. Because Disney is a very, very evil corporation that wants to trans your kids and fill their heads with all sorts of crazy ideas, and Disney's gotta go. Disney's gotta go, guys."

"You heard all the Disney executives talking about their not-so-secret LGBTLMNOP agenda," he continued. "You've seen what Disney has done in recent years, so much so that the governor of Florida had to take political action against them to stop Disney from trying to interfere in the democratic process in Florida to stop the libs from transing your kids. OK?"

"Disney is really, really bad. And so, one of the best things that we can do right now is make the Disney characters toxic," he said. "And coincidentally, call it providentially, whatever it is, the Disney character is now in the public domain.

"And what this means is we need to turn Mickey into a Nazi because Nazis are bad. We're not gonna turn Mickey into a Nazi because the Nazis are good. You see, I'm quite anti-Nazi. I assume you are as well," he added. "In fact, being a Nazi is the worst thing you can possibly be today and for a very long time. So, we need to turn Disney into the worst thing it can possibly be, and it can be done. In fact, I'm shocked that the mischievous people on places like 4chan and other internet boards haven't done this already."

Well, at least Knowles admitted that Nazis are bad. That's a start. Does anyone know where he was during the Unite the Right Charlottesville rally in 2017? I'm just asking.

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