The Decagon
By John Amato Friday Oct 10, 2008 11:20am
First there was Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster, and now I bring you CNBC's The Decagon! The Ten headed behemoth. Watch out America! Pretty soon Pundit Zombies will rise....
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Reminds me of those 15 or so people CNN has sitting around their set after one of the debates.
Crazy.
Now ... if I can only add 2+2
Dear Wasting Time:
If you become verified you won't have to add 2+2. (Pssstttt...it's 4).
CNBC Announces First Layoffs
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For trafficking lies across state boundaries.
Ugliest UNO deck ever.
Caption: "All right, welcome. We're here with our panel. Ok everybody we've only got thirty seconds to kick this question around. What is the meaning of life? Jim, you first."
Looks like the Nuremburg trials.
If you cut into segments, can they grow into a whole new animal?
Only if we can do away with the old animals forever.
Caption: FBI updates it's
MostLeast Wanted list.I'll take token woman/minority for $100, Alex.
The newest deck of Tarot cards. Each one can tell you something about your financial future....if you believe in such garbage.
looks like we have one token asian/woman
and no blacks. another group of reichwingneocon
bastard OLD WHITE MEN who support the rape of
Ameerica. i am white/61yrs. i am disgusted
with the fucking old white men running this
country into the ground.
.....would be to hear what all these twerps are saying in the green room when their mics are OFF....
Then we'd all have a better idea of what is REALLY going down in the markets.
The political pundits; the republicans; the complicit democrats; the excessive CEOs; the media that manipulate public opinions HAVE ALL lost their CREDIBILITY.
Let me say it AGAIN. Unless you bring the 'WE the PEOPLE' into the equation and show respect for them and the LAWS that GOVERN all of us; CONFIDENCE will NOT be RESTORED.
BUSH/CHENEY regime does not enhance the market's Confidence. Contrary, it is a CONSTANT REMINDER of his LOST CREDIBILITY.
The Market's demise is a STRONG message that TRUST is not there and WALL STREET will deteriorate until the CROOKS, GREEDY and LIARS are diminished from our SYSTEM.
RECOVERY will begin WHEN accountability, charges; and indictments ARE SAID AND DONE.
We have three weeks to go before election and 2 more months before the NEW President and administration is installed. WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO RESTORE CONFIDENCE BY ENFORCING THE LAW and INDICTING the LAW-BREAKERS.
I PROMISE, that is the only wasy to RESTORE the CONFIDENCE of the AMERICAN PEOPLE. Not doing so and being in DENIAL will only EXTEND to market deterioration.
We have three weeks to go before election (a potential of 3,000 points loss at the DOW).
Well said!
...is how amazingly inefficient this method is.
I mean, look at all that negative blue space around the edges... and the tall head-n-shoulders bust shot does nothing but eat up space. I could easily see another 10 - 15 faces crammed in there like some hellish nightmare jigsaw puzzle... and there'd still be room for the ticker.
Amateurs...
Damn it, this crisis requires outside the box thinking! What we need are triangles!!! Alternating up and down triangles!! You could fit their heads inside a triangle the at same size they are above, but have room to get a 7x4 pundit matrix.
"The unintended consequences of government mandated HDTV rears their ugly heads."
And, on that point - anyone else that still has a plain old TV having problems reading the data on CNBC and the weather channel? The networks are making the type so small you cannot read it without HD.
in the center square please.
LOL!!!!
they're more like the Argus, except they can't see anything.
Fri, 10/10/2008 - 12:38 — Proud American (not verified):
We have three weeks to go before election (a potential of 3,000 points loss at the DOW)
what we do NOT have is the "over-arching legal framework."
Impeachment's the only tool we have to control the executive,.
It's off the table. It won't come back until and unless Obama somehow gets into the WhiteHouse.
There are no other LEGAL remedies...
That is precisely my point. Unless WE THE PEOPLE take responsibilities in pressing our representatives to listen to us (their constituents)rather than allowing them to over-extent their authorities over and beyond what is in our constitution AND unless we EXERCISE our CIVIC duties to control our public servants; WE ARE JUST AS GUILTY and RESPONSIBLE FOR our current demise.
The FAILURES of our POLICY makers and the current CRISIS in our ECONOMY is an INCREASING EVIDENCE that WE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF OUR GOVERNMENT.
IF WE THE PEOPLE WANT TO RESTORE CONFIDENCE in our SYSTEMS; financial or otherwise; WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE and ACT NOW.
THE EFFECTS in the Main Streets are the inevitable effects of WALL STREET and the FAILED REGULATORS and our GOVERNMENT.
Many SCHOLARS and EXPERTS has been WARNING for years now and NO ONE IS LISTENING. Today WE HAVE BEEN consumed with this CRISIS worrying to save their investments and money that NO one is paying attention to the ROOT of the PROBLEMS.
CONFIDENCE will not be RESTORED until the LAWS that PROTECT us ALL are RESTORED and put back into PLACE.
Such an "over-arching" response is not inappropriate for the UNPRECEDENTED situation we are faced with as a nation under the WATCH of a lawless government who seem to profit and benefit by exploiting the public through FEARS and threats.
The most serious national security is the sitting lame president in the WHITE HOUSE. Nothing he will say no and until he is out of office WILL influence MARKET CONFIDENCE.
When the President lose the TRUST of the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the WORLD; and the CREDIBILITY necessary to influence the public it serves, any actions thereafter will be held in scrutiny and the more he speak the more WE THE PEOPLE will lose our CONFIDENCE. AT this point in time; that has been damaged. This is a lesson for those at the TOP that has no idea of, or is OUT-OF-TOUCH of the working people.
The MEDIA executives who censor genuine reporting and journalism; and who violate the free of information act, IS NO LESS GUILTY. THE MEDIA has reduced itself and the realities to an illusion made up of Hollywood Fictional fabricated stories; which has been distorted by the high-paying clients who has an agenda to manipulate you through paid COMMERCIALS and PAID-FOR ADVERTISEMENT to manipulate public opinions.
The fundamental of TRUTH and FACTS has been diverted to special interest and this fundament principles of TRUTH has been abandoned. That is a FACT.
The political duopoly is contrary to our democracy AND excluded many highly respected and more CREDIBLE leaders. ANY CANDIDATES who continue to EXCLUDE AND TURN A BLIND-EYE TO THOSE THAT BROKE AWAY FROM THEIR DUTIES TO PROTECT AND DEFEND OUR U.S. CONSTITUTION IS NOT BRINGING CONFIDENCE TO OUR PEOPLE THAT THE 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW'. SUCH lack of action and the courage to lead in this manner IS NOT WORTHY of becoming the next PRESIDENT of USA.
Such divertion from the core of our nations' priciple has proven DETRIMENTAL to our nation. WE MUST RETURN to these principles that made our NATION STRONG for over a CENTURY.
Clearly the current situation is EVIDENT when we allow such a divertion to continue.
AMERICA must exercise their collective power to control their government and their out-of-control CEO. This affects us all. Our livelihood is at stake. It would be naive for anyone to ignore the fact. For those who "ECHO" and resist the "BLAME GAME" are merely resisting their OWN GUILT to the CRISIS today. These ARE THE VERY people that fell asleep on the JOB.
IN TIME, we will find the the ROOT of this problem and hopefully will become a part of our TEXTBOOKS. This is a 10 trillion dollar EDUCATION.
Run for your life! :)
10 CNBC gasbags last seen floating over Atlantic heading towards Larry Kudlow's soon to be repossessed 65ft yacht named Rat Bastard.
This is precisely why I no longer watch these fascists on television.
They're an american disgrace and laughingstock....every last one of them.
Shit, when I have to turn to someone less intelligent than myself to try to tell me how to think, then I'm ready for the funny farm.
These media whores and sycophantic prostitutes are a total joke.
Decagon sounds like an ointment you use to minimize what your Viagra caused.
)O(
I don't think this woman ever made it through high school....er.....maybe she attended some of the same colleges as Sarah Paliban??
Now there is a gang of thieves stealing oxygen and air space.
The market is a roller coaster today!
I used to day-trade years ago. I dreamed of days like today.
Although I'm sure that the woman is there in case things go awry and they need a scapegoat.
I wanted some 10-way fun with some of the dumbest men in the world, but also wanted a token asian woman too. Thanks, eHarmony!
"That's the waaay, we became the brainy bunch!"
Good one. I was trying to work in the Brady bunch and you did it so well!
"Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch."
I saw that porno once.
10 most unwanted
The Shady Bunch?
Is that the dad from ALF?
Market closes only down 40 after climbing to a dizzying height of 160+ ...
Looks like we'll have a good weekend... then we'll have to do it all again next week.
...who the hell knows what's going on, because I sure as hell don't."
Silent Patriot: Perhaps you might enlighten us as to how this story fits into your "hero meme? We'll wait....take your time so you can read and digest this information fully.
Please get back to us.
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20081006/schanberg
Pun ditzes?
They should have them all talk at once! Now that would be entertaining... or wait... they did have them all talk at once.
Great programming CNBC!
Art VanDelay
http://www.showyourthoughts.com
Was it Colonel Mustard in the drawing room with a candlestick?
Or Tetragon, if you wish.
Just because they put 10 heads inside doesn't mean it has 10 sides.
IT"S TEH Attack of the Pointy-haided Pedants!
lol :-D
That woman looks like a cross between michelle malkin and a blow-up doll.
said: "Talk is cheap". Humans can only hear clearly 'one person at a time'. Pass the duct tape please.
"o/` here's the story, of a bunch of morons
they're apologists for greedy SOB's
they all needed somewhere nice
to spout garbage
get off their scabbed-up knees
here's the story
of a bunch of networks
with a bunch of shows that no one ever watched
and low ratings made them say
"we all screwed lest
we kick it up a notch..."
one day we'll get very tired of the vomit
and their condescending biased repub junk
but till then
we'll have to change the channel
or choke down the bs from the pundit bunch!
the pundit bunch
the pundit bunch
can we please find them some .45s to munch? o/`
Not a caption, but I like it, all the same.
The Count says: "Ten! Ten sniveling greedheads. Aahh ha ha ha!"
All of these so-called experts and we're still in this crisis. Wasn't Alan Greenspan an expert, a hero. Their credibility is in the toilet. Time to turn the channel.
http://www.youtube.com/lastdaysjournal
Looks like McLamebrain and his airhead sidekick didn't get the memo.
It's official: Bush says war on terror is NOT Iraq (just as Obama has been saying) but Afghanistan (again, Obama called it correctly).
These two fools have nothing left to talk about. The american people are so totally o-v-e-r with this sideshow of freaks and old douchebags.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/10/10/palin-ira...
Psst....Secessionist Sarah and McLame Brain - there's a piece of news you need to know about!
Which will exceed 20 first? Pundit boxi or blades on disposable razors?
Never mind what they're saying. I'm concerned about the headline at the top that shows a recent drop in our Blood Alcohol Content (BAC).
The Count says: "Ten! Ten sniveling greedheads! Aaah ha ha ha ha!"
couldn't put Humpty together again.
They keep adding 1 more person until they find someone that actually gets it right.
HOLY CRAP!!! Im not verified...... maybe Im not really me..... how can I find out for sure??
Simply "Self verify".
1. Give yourself a AAA rating.
2. Bundle yourself into a security.
3. Buy a CDS as a hedge then when you fail...Get Obama and McCain to give you $700 Billion.
There...Don't you feel so much better?
All of them calling the bottom every other day.
Especially Mike Holland, Larry Kudlow and Vince Farrell.
Kudlow acts like if you sell a stock you are a terrorist.
"How many capitalists does it take..."
I wish I would make a good Hollywood Squares caption, but I can't think of one that wouldn't require the reader to at least know the lingo on the show...
e.g. "I'll take the center square for the block..."
Wide Screen
Dodecabox = Game Over
Great Caesar's ghost!
I stopped watching television news January 1981. Finally got rid of the teevee for good in 2001.
Regrets?
None.
for Barack Obama, that is.
The more this idiot shows his ass and becomes a terrorist himself, the more the people turn to Obama - the more Obama looks like a class act.
I wouldn't want skinheads and white supremacists shouting out threats at anything my name would be associated with.
Maybe the Dems are even smarter than we knew - maybe they've allowed it to go on simply to allow John McCain to really show his ass and just how criminal the man is?
Maybe so......
I'm beginning to think the the real fool in all of this is John McCain and his airhead Sidekick who haven't yet figured out that they'be been "baited and had".
Not only are his numbers plummeting even further down the tubes but now he's lost any respect which his POW status ever gave him. He's become a true american scumbag now.
Imagine world leaders ever looking up to this man with respect?
After seeing his terror inciting, they know this man can't be trusted and has no ethics or integrity.
Somehow McCain is making even Chimpy look dignified! Did I really say that??
The top 10 ways to lose your life savings.
(Listen to these corporatist cheerleaders)
He can't even control his own crowds - how can he even attempt to convince the american people that he can handle "controlling this country"?? He's just lost that argument by his actions.
How can he convince the rest of the world to have any faith and confidence in a man who, so obviously, couldn't control a room full of people - no less a stadium full.
He's proving this to the american people every day - that a country led by McCain would be total chaos...just like his rallies.
I don't know about you but I really don't feel "safe" with the notion of this man running the country.
Remind you of anyone? Chimpy sitting reading My Pet Goat while people died? The analogy is frightening and so similar.
McCain stands there like a senile bumbling douchebag while chaos and death threats erupt.
He's given the term IMPOTENT a whole new meaning.
Actually, all Obama has to do is run his beautiful, upbeat campaign while McDouchebag shoots himself in the foot, over and over, and over again.
So let's see....Monday - abetting violence in Florida; Tuesday - abetting violence in Penna - Wednesday - abetting violence in Minn - Thursday and Friday - more of the same.
So the week, obviously, goes to Obama. McCain's turning into a total loser in all respects by his own doing.
Now we can't trust this man to keep us safe - he can't control his own rallies - he surely can't control this country at dire times like these.
When a man is so impotent that he can't control his own rabid base and get them settled down and acting like decent human beings; then we know that he could never even dream of keeping this country under control.
McCain realizes that he's now lost everyone's respect so he's out there pretending that he wasn't inciting the crowds we witnessed him doing....pretending that somehow he deserves our respect....pretending that somehow it was his "campaign's fault" for the criminal behavior at his rallies....
I call it "campaign sponsored terrorism", that's what I call it. He can try to convince us till he's blue in the face that it wasn't him doing it but we've witnessed it ourselves - at every rally of HIS this week.
If John McCain is now attempting to spin the fact that it wasn't him doing it, then I guess he's not CEO of his own campaign, right?
This man is reckless and dangerous to the future stability of this country and he's manifested it for us every day this week.
As a CEO, he can't handle a group full of people - he surely couldn't control the chaos at his own rallies and he most assuredly couldn't ever dream of tackling keeping all of us safe.
His campaign is over. We can now pronounce it officially DOA.
It's official. McCain and Palin have become the enemy of the american people.
become? That implies they weren't before! It's been true all along, now it's just undeniable and only the dumbest and most bigoted racists/idiots can't see it.
Just what I always wanted. More pasty white guys with ignorant opinions.
[Deleted. C'mon. You KNOW we hat ALL CAPS posting here-Sitemonitor]
The Daily Show already did a report on the emergency that arose with the 8-screen analysis panel. IT'S ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES!!!!
Here's the story, of nine men and a lady, who were anchoring a free for all of a show, they weren't poor, nor, living in depression, yet they were all alone.
jesus help us all.
i was just reading abdul alhazared's book of the old ones, " the necronomicon", in order to summon an unspeakable horror to destroy osama bin laden and found this reference:
"[O]utside the ordered universe [is] that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Decagon, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes."
did anyone say decagon aloud????
jesus help us all. jesus o mother o mary
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The first thing President Obama will need to see to, upon taking the oath, is reforming the FCC. These propaganda outlets have violated every term of of their franchises to use OUR airwaves and OUR bandwidth. They have an explicit legal obligation to serve the public trust by impartially informing the public of news and events, so that the public can then process the information and come to accurate,informed judgements about things that affect our Nation. They have betrayed that trust with malignant malice aforethought. They should be stripped of their privileges to use OUR airwaves and bandwidth. Additionaly, their assets should stand forfeit, as a punitive measure against their methodically premeditated malfeasance.
Arthurstone, if I give up my TV, how will I know what food is this weeks cancer preventer, newly discovered horrors of smoking pot, what kind of new predator is looking to, abuse,screw,kidnap,and /or bully my kids. How will I know when those "commie reds" are at it again, or what new drug the pushers(not big pharma) are giving away free to "get our kids hooked", or how to save money on back to school crap. I feel like Iam in a big country wide production of "reefer maddness". Take a toke,roll your eyes as your thoughts turn from god and country to thoughts of rape and pillage, unfucking believable. I back Arthurstone 100%, if you watch tv,you are supporting these criminal ass biters, who you would not even speak to if they ask you the time, because creep is and always has been stamped on their forhead for all to see, hence their hate of their fellow humans. For a while I kept watching PBS but our public station is now also BS. We need news casters who do not belong to the CFR. Once more we have taken a good tool and beat it into a sword to throw ourselves onto.-CEO
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