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The "Intelligence" Mascot speaks out

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In an exclusive C&L interview with the Intelligence Mascot of the White House, NeoConMan says that he's is very upset at being turned into the scapegoat of the Bush administration's failures in the Iraq war.

NeoConMan: I never told them Saddam had WMD's. That's a flat-out lie. When President Bush said he wished the Intelligence had been better, I was stunned. I stood there cheering on Bush and Cheney like most of the media did during the runup to the war and used some of my best cheers because they are my home team. What I did say was that I wasn't sure that Saddam had WMD's, but Cheney twisted my words in one of the Cabinet meetings to say that I indeed did say Saddam had WMD's.

The White House had no comment to NeoConMan's latest remarks.

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ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Looks like Cernunnos

All Hail Cernunnos,

No, not with empty beer cans

Or arrows either, Ted.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Badass Bard's picture

the goat was ritually sacrificed.

Any chance of that happening here?

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Although the Jews did practice animal sacrifice with goats and rams

The scapegoat had the sins of the community laid upon it and was driven off into the wild.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

ysbaddaden's picture

Where's his wang?

Oh wait

There it is:

http://thegoodlifelookbook.files.wordpress.co...


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

curtilingus's picture

ys

ysbaddaden's picture

Whatever happened to Ms?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

MsJoanne's picture
Uhm

You rang? (snicker. Sorry...couldn't resist.)

curtilingus's picture

Bush's last choice for reading material while his country burns, literally.

Shoeless's picture

that it's taken Bush seven years to finish reading My Pet Goat?

miss_kitty's picture
No

It's going to take awhile longer.

Shoeless's picture

Laura was a librarian, she could help him out with some of the tougher words.

ConcernedCanuck's picture
But

Saddam did have WMD all over, don't you people know. They were slightly to the south, north, east and west of Tikrit. Donny Rumsfeld said so!

Mar Del Zur's picture

Is that George Tenet under there? Medal of Freedom winner for selling out the CIA so his neocon buddies could have an excuse for their fabricated intelligence?

calgarylady's picture

the same guy who, while drunk on scotch and bobbing in the swimming pool of Prince Bandar Bush, railed on about the unfairness of life ...

Reminds me of when Joan Rivers was on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson many years ago and, in referring to Aristotle Onassis, said `if I ever saw that floating in my pool, I would punish my dog`.

Sums up my feelings exactly.

joeedugan's picture

Won't goats eat anything?

Papers, tapes, discs, hard drives ...

'I'm sorry your honor, but we are unable to comply with the subpoena because the Intelligence Mascot ate the requested materials ..."

ron's picture

There isn't any intelligence in this whitehouse. Never has been.

Amitola's picture

is a dumbass sociopath - but he's never been the one running the show. He's just the front man for the neo-con creeps who knew exactly what they were/are doing. None of what happened on 9/11 or in Iraq had anything to do with a lack of "intelligence" from professional CIA or FBI agents, or regular military folks.

I know there are many out there who still can't bring themselves to believe that the people who "run" our government are that despicable - but, as it's become more evident that GWB is a very competent liar and that Iraq was not invaded because we were in grave danger from Saddam's WMD, it should become easier to understand that not much of what has happened, has happened due to circumstances beyond our (really, their) control. That would include this current financial meltdown, the stolen elections in 00 and 04, the events on 9/11/01, and the murder of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. Time and history will tell.


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

link doesn't go anywhere...."Page Not Found" is what I get....does that mean that "intelligence not found?"

Truth_Critic's picture

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.
John Adams


Study the symptoms not the virus...

bilhelm-x's picture

Intelligence Mascot looks a lot like SATAN! Aaaaahhhhhh!

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

brantl's picture

The first URL doesn't work.

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