July 03, 2009 01:15 PM
BREAKING: Sarah Palin To Step Down As Governor Of Alaska
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WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin plans to resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, KTUU-TV reported Friday.
Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate in 2008, made the announcement at her home Friday morning, the station said.
Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will take over at the end of the month, KTUU reported.
This raises many questions. Palin says she thinks she can be more effective outside of government. Really? More effective than being Governor? Hell, Mark Sanford was caught with a mistress and is in the midst of a major, public meltdown and he's staying in office. We'll stay on top of this and bring you more information as it happens.
If at first you don't secede, try, try again!
Some stuff you can't make up!
PALIN QUITS!
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The same mentality and decision-making that sent this fool to too many colleges to recall. When things get tough, she'll quit her Presidential aspirations too.
People with all the wrong stuff seem to do most the procreating?
I watched this woman's entire "press conference". She never fails to be disturbing.
She has problems. 'nuff said?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
And who says sports are irrelevant?
she never fails to disturb. I wonder if any of the college-educated media actually wonder why they have to put a mike in front of her.
Some stuff you can't make up!
It was downright frenetic, wasn't it? She was saying her platitudes at a breakneck speed without engaging her audience at all. I've never seen her make a speech like that before.
didn't you see her at the (R) convention?
Some stuff you can't make up!
Yes, I did, but this was an entirely different circumstance. Take a look at how involved she was with the audience at the RNC convention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXK-LNEU9A0
It isn't the entire tape of her speech, and during the first two minutes the crowd is cheering her, but you can get an idea of the tone. She speaks at a pretty good clip and certainly spews a lot of political platitudes. But she wants the crowd with her and does a great many things to ensure that. She didn't do that in this announcement. Instead, she's "on send" and doesn't much care if anybody's with her or not. Almost as if she wasn't happy about doing it, quite unlike her acceptance speech at the convention.
but that was an enrapt audience of 20% faithful and paid off. It was not, obviously, as well prepared a speech today, but the circumstances were also different. at the convention, she delivered an equally disjointed speech and was a shoe-in as VP-(R) nominee. this time there is much uncertainty. knowing she can't solve the problems in Alaska, she blames the socialist gubmint takeover. She is still the same P-O-S. but this time, there's no place to go and she was trying to play to her audience through the media. I wonder how many of them were looking skeptically at her as she spoke.
it's time for her to get the coulter boost and write a book, so melon-scaife can buy 15,000 of them and put her on the times best-seller list.
Some stuff you can't make up!
It was like she was talking only in order silence, or deafen her ears to, an inner voice of panic and gibbering hysteria. It also sounded like an empty recitation of points that not even she believes, but recited whilst flying off into a manic bipolar episode.
makes me wonder what kind of imminent trouble is stalking her.
...must be coming down the bridge to nowhere, could be an Alaskan avalanche of ethics violations.
Truth is, Alaska politics have always been dirty, there just has never been anyone to expose it while Terrible Ted was there to keep everyone in check
Now Sarah is gettin' out too...
Radix Omnium Malorum Avaritia
I listened to the NPR spot on her resignation. They mentioned her "rambling" then played a couple of clips. The only way "rambling" covered it is if you were to go back and listen to Steve Martin's "Rambling Man" skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTLWC1unMc
Incoherent? Yes. Confusing? Yes. Scary, when you think that there are people who actually look up to this woman? Very.
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“Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR, and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no
Her speech was a rambling, disjointed, confusing mish-mash of nonsensical babble.
Her public speaking "skills" are on par with an 8th grader...and that's being generous. Even after I listened to her speech 3 times, I still had no idea what she was talking about.
Can you imagine if she were POTUS? I thought Wubya was a disaster...but next to her, he's downright eloquent.
And that's insulting to 8th graders.
She just wants to hike the Appalachian Trail?
;-)
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
naked?
Some stuff you can't make up!
I hope you are right! God help us if she's quitting to start her presidential campaign NOW! OMG. I shudder.
I've always been one to encourage GOPers to pour their money down hopeless rat holes.
I wonder if any of the numerous investigations are about to hit pay dirt?
Dats a gut won. -Ahnold
"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative.”
- John Stuart Mill
Oh man....
I've been busy doing the domestic hoo-hah all day and I just sat down and jumped on to C&L to find nearly 300 posts on this thread!!!
Well, I know what I'll be doing for the next hour! Reading all these GREAT comments!!
This is better than any book or article I can imagine reading this evening....
Thanks guys/gals! You are the BEST!!!!!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Tee hee, I heard about this at around 3:30 and was home for just a minute and there was no mention here on C&L! I was crushed! Glad to see it here now. Got my popcorn, sitting in for the long read;)
I have been hopping around, but coming back to enjoy this! I know fuxNoise will talk about all the hating we're doing!.
:<[)
Some stuff you can't make up!
Make a little drinkie-poo and put your feet up. The domestic drudgery is done for a few days, and there's some good reading ahead.
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
How can she run for anything ever again? She quit her first term as governor due to pressure from the press? She failed to live up to her obligations? How can she possibly face any kind of opponent with this baggage? Does she think there will be less pressure as president?
I'm hoping for the imminent release of an amateur sex tape.
Exactly!!!
She's going to become a lobbyist!
you have to be close to fucking brilliant and tenacious to be a
lobbyistsuccessful, well paid lobbyist. It also helps if you start your hard liquor drinks around 11 am and keep going til 2 am, just about every day.Her lack of intelligence, and apparent lack of follow-through are precluding factors, so it doesn't really matter if she can't hold her booze..
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political connections. Think she's just flushed all those though.
Lobbying is hard assed mofoing work. You can have all the political connections in the world, but 'effectiveness' is the lobbyist's badge of honour (using 'honour' loosely, or in a relative manner) and really their bread and butter and the key to longevity in the field. You are only as good as the amount of legislation you get passed on your clients' behalf.
And you have to be careful, when you have multiple clients, not to fuck one at the expense of another, keep negotiations separate. She's not organised enough.
She would not get past a rookie year.
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Aren't ex-politicos often hired as lobbyists and given a nice office and fat salary for basically just being able to call provide access and a big name for the firm?
Former WA state senator Slade 'Skelator' Gorton (R), eg, was hired by Preston Gates [which was involved with Jack Abramoff and the Pacific Island guest labourer less than min wage laws], and I see his name in connection with all sorts of nefarious doings. That's when I KNOW he's on the clock, doing his well paid job, and earning his clients' every penny.
My dad (D), the lobbyist, used to say (after Springsteen, because they're always trying hard to be a generation hipper than they are) "These gums for hire!" And he was brilliant and tenacious. She's neither.
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FilthyHarry says, "Aren't ex-politicos often hired as lobbyists and given a nice office and fat salary for basically just being able to call provide access and a big name for the firm?"
Or...They may be hired to host a show....
At FOX!!!!!!
Wouldn't that be the kicker?! (And I swear to God I'm not reading ahead....just in case anyone already threw that idea into the mix).
I really feel sorry for poor Tina Fey.
Just when she thought she'd never have to play Sarah again....
I'm sure the SNL writer's are already typing away.
Talk about being type-cast....
Poor, poor Tina. ($$$$$)
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Maybe she could be the lead singer in Huckabee's band?
So t & a won't get her anywhere in lobbying?
...but I'm filthy
You have to understand complex issues in order to influence the policy decisions. Can anyone seriously imagine this woman making the grade as a lobbyist? Me neither.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
She knows she can't win and figures if she lays lows for awhile she can run as do-nothing Reagan with tits. Read my tits, no more Bimbettes.
she's in a rage at liberals and the press and intends to visit her payback on America. She's a narcissist, and narcissists absolutely cannot tolerate criticism, particularly in public and on such a large scale.
Fortunately, they always do themselves in because they just don't perceive the world on its own terms -- it's always with them at the center. They ignore everything that might suggest otherwise and make very foolish decisions.
Annie, I think you have a major point there.
thanks for spelling it out for me. ♥
Study the symptoms not the virus...
who failed miserably in the part.
She sure ain't no Audrey Hepburn!
At least Audrey Hepburn had TALENT and HEART!!!
Sarah Palin is the worst of the worse "wanna be's".
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
She certainly puts the "Pyg" in Pygmalion. Now where's that lipstick?
She wants half of America to apologize for being mean to her.
She is a sociopath with malignant narcissism. That type is always vindictive, even when it works against long term self-interest.
She also changed colleges way more than the average student.
Oh my guess is she'll spend the next 2 years popping up from time to time to do some punditry, then magically decide that politics NEED her, and again, sacrifice herself for US, yes US, and run for prez. That way she can spend the next 2 years not making any mistakes as governor and not losing re-election, and pop back into the presidential race in 3 more years with exactly the same slate as she has now...but with more time to try to make herself seem even more mavricky.
I've seen around The Berkshires....
It has a headshot of Sarah Palin and beside it is W.T.F.???
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
To smell a rat . . .
Ashton Kutcher jumping out of the bushes, telling us we've been 'punK'd?'
:D
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Nah, i'm suspicious. My guess is some kind of scandal a'brewin, or taking a break from *real* work to reinvent her image so she can run in 2012.
Either that or she and Todd are going to lead Alaska into secession.
All kinds of great speculation as to what's *really* going on here over at TPM's Muckraker site.
Is she being indicted for something? Is Todd? Did she give it up for a book deal? Or on the Appalachian Trail?
I'm sure there's much more to come. This is the Friday before a holiday weekend, so why would she do this now unless she was trying to keep something quiet?
Yep. Doing this before a three day weekend means SOMETHING is up.
is pregnant? Imagine what Letterman would say then!
Maybe Todd went to Argentina too and Sarah's loading up the weasle gun.
It's been over since last summer for Priscilla of Wasilla, the patient was on life support the minute she joined McCain's Navy.
Her, Ensign & Sanford are "involved" in a 3-way, while Todd ran off with Larry Craig.
This sounds like the most plausible explanation.
If Willow turned out to be pregnant, I think Letterman would read that one sentence, and then just sit there while the audience went wild. He wouldn't have to say a thing.
trip to Mexico or Canada to visit the doctor !?
and maybe somebody got photos outside a clinic...
..her righteous indignation rang pretty hollow to my ears after seeing during the campaign how, in the true style of the sociopath that she is, she used her children as props, mere objects in her environment to be manipulated as suited her agenda of self-agrandizement. I recall seeing a photo of her carrying her newborn like it was a piece of carry-on luggage; the baby could not have been comfortable or safe when being so manhandled. That photo (I wish I had bookmarked it), told volumes about what Sarah Palin really thinks of her progeny.
You need to apologize now or we're going to see Sarah on TV for the next three weeks not making sense. "my kids are of limits unless I bring them into the fold".
is intended to be a factual statement
Guess we'll see.
I can't decide if I need to retch, laugh or just feel sorry for the lightweight.
...wrong with this country, all rolled into one.
Ya, it does show her contempt for the electorate, but retchyness is nothing compared to that giant Cheney pic from earlier today. That one made me jam flaming hot spikes in my eyes as a defensive measure.
Not what I needed to see as the page unfolded on my screen.
much too big. he should simply be represented by a graphic of a steaming turd.
Her handlers are looking ahead. Of course the "family" is a red herring. They don't want to have to fight the questions about why she was stumping in every state instead of Governing in her own for the next four years while shes filling coffers for her run in 2012.
She hasn't even completed one term as governor yet?
I know she can't make gazillions of dollars as governor, but there would be plenty of better opportunities to bail than over a year before she has to leave office.
No, I smell dead fish. Something is wrong. Her presser is complete chaos--hastily thrown together, nonsensical (well, that's par for the course), angry. Something else is up.
My guess: someone's being indicted, or there's some kind of sex scandal in the wind, and there are pictures to prove it. Otherwise, she'd fight.
that loves power and will not relinquish it easily. And she's also the type that doesn't know when to let crap go, so she'd be too stubborn to spare her constituents the lame duck-atude.
I've never seen change without a fire
ya.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Wait is Sanford anywhere around?
That would be a grade AAA bastard!
is PG (as the folks used to say) by a different boyfriend.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
When Sanford's toes were on that line he didn't cross (but danced on) was Palin's toes on that line with him?
her resignation CAN'T just be to prepare for 2012. Her gubernatorial term is up next year anyway. If she simply didn't run for reelection, she'd already be freed up just in time to have a full year to fundraise and dealmake before the Iowa Caucus. Something else has to be going on. I mean, she has just a year more experience now than she did when McCain picked her to be VP, and that pick was challenged vociferously (and quietly by many Republicans) because of her lack of experience for the job. Now she'll be both experience-lite AND too flaky to commit to a full four years as governor. I can't imagine anyone advising her would think that that combination wouldn't be a significant handicap for her if she tried to run for president. Hell, it might be too much to run for Senator.
I'm suspicious, but i really, REALLY hope it's something that will cull her from the public eye at last.
DoJ investigations cost quite a pretty penny, stepping down avoids impeachment and guilt if a deal is done.
She will never hold a higher office. She quits half way through the job. Just like she did when she ran for Vice-President.
excuse me but isn't this what's called "cutting and running"?
Regardless of the reason, yes it is.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
This is my guess too. Also, if she stayed on as governor she'd no doubt make mistakes that could be used against her, and would possibly lose re-election, which again could be used against her in a 2012 campaign. Unfortunately, this dipshit isn't going away any time soon.
For spreading the "oil wealth" to all the Alaskans.
That has to sting....
Plus, let's not leave her nutty Witch Hunter Pastor Rev. Muthee out of the equation. When they were together in the church and he was speaking in tongues and "laying his hands on her" and yelling, "Show Sarah the way!!! Show Sarah the way!!!", maybe she thinks she's "found the way" to....ummmm.....
BRING ON ARMAGEDDON??????!!!
Oh, shit!!!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
I nearly lost my lunch when that picture came up...
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Looks like she had too many Philly cheese steaks!
apologies, Miss Kitty...
on her "Star Power" at this point.
Fox will probably pick her up.
....will probably pick her up.
Sounds like that happened a lot in the past....
to Miss Sarah's whole 'speech' - she was just so breathless at the prospect of giving up office so Alaska could be 'successful' without their 'point guard'. She does have a point >> the state should be a lot better off without her.
Every time I hear her try to convey her thoughts, a little ditty from
the Wizard of Oz starts up in my head: "If She Only Had A Brain!"
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
Also, think about this.
Sarah Palin was a nobody in Wasilla, Alaska until McCain chose her as his running mate.
She got a taste of the jet-setting lifestyle. Beverly Hills fundraisers, Chanel suits, a make-up person and daily hair stylist. Manicures, pedicures, people helping with the kidlets,
rubber chicken dinners, fois gras...champagne.She's probably fantasizing about living in Manhattan or Beverly Hills and SHINING ON good ol' Alaska!
Imagine..."Wasilla.....Beverly Hills....Wasilla....Manhattan"??
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
She was all over the place in that speech. She hasn't learned a thing. Good riddance.
NOBODY 2012
strangest I've heard since Mark Sanford.
Blah blah blah, she doesn't want to be a lame duck, people are wasting taxpayer dollars by investigating her, people were mean to her little baby Trigg b/c of his Down Syndrome and the world needs more baby Trigg's, etc.
Now what I wanna know is what is she hiding; what kind of trouble has she gotten herself into that she doesn't want exposed?
I've never seen change without a fire
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Annaleigh says, "...her rambling is the strangest I've heard since Mark Sanford." Yes, that's exactly what it reminded me of -- only about five times faster. She was very hyper, and it was obvious when she went to previously memorized speech segments to spontaneous talking ...
I feel guilty because I can't wait to see what all this is really about. She said something about how the public won't hear from her for a few weeks ...
As with Mark Sanford, I sincerely wonder about her mental state (no joke).
Good riddance!
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
Whoever the hell left the teleprompter on high speed is fired
She's an old fashioned gal
Only uses 45's.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
She would drink some thing better. Those 45's are just sooooo Wasilla.
She's a metropolitan kind of a Gal now.
She requires Christian Bro's Brandy.
On sale at Walmart's near Wasilla.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
I thought there was a reason people were shooting off fireworks today.
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She's nothing but a traffic accident and we are all just rubberneckers....
Excellent!!!
But this traffic accident almost landed in the WH!
But you have to admit this is the best traffic accident EVER.
Ooooh, strange you should use that term. I had a dream last night in which I was watching a train wreck from above, as if I were in a helicopter. The first collision caused others in widening chain reactions, and then started causing traffic accidents on the streets.
She's nothing but a traffic accident and we are all just rubberneckers....
PRICELESS!
:<[)
Some stuff you can't make up!
Happy Independence Day, Alaskans !
Something big is behind this. "Iceberg scandal", health problems (I hope she does not have this; however, she does sound pretty manic in her speech clip), or something even bigger. Why not finish up your 18 months ? Hmmm.
Bush was a lame duck. (A really lame one!)
We're not going to get very far if you keep injecting logic into the conversation!
Let's face it, nothing Palin says has ever made much sense. Just about everything she says or does is a cover-up for something else.
Still, this has the total ring of scandal about it. Why do it on news-dump day? If she really has political ambitions (which Andrea Mitchell is now reporting she does not--that she is not running for future office), why not finish out her 18 months, especially since her lack of experience was always a major knock against her? Kids are sick? Nah. That would pick up big-time sympathy points for her.
She's in some kind of hot water...somebody's hand got caught in the cookie jar.
I've got my bet on FOX. A million+/year for her on her own show is peanuts for FOX.
We're not going to get very far if you keep injecting logic into the conversation!
I agree. Just when you thought FOX could not get more sickening, they do.
was getting. This way, Shesus of Wasilla can be on the tv more often, and when her book comes out, she will have another reason to be on the tv. Then when she runs for the Repub nomination she can be on tv yet again. When she loses, she can work for Rupert, and be on the tv all the time.
"Shesus". Have that copyrighted.
yeah! copyright that!
Some stuff you can't make up!
Shesus. You're absolutely right though. Before Fox News, Republican losers, quitters or scandalers had to go back to being on the Board of Directors for the companies they were working for while pretending to be public servants, at a mere $200,000 or so.
Now, thanks to Rupert, they can get multimillion-dollar salaries, just for saying stupid shit on telly. And the stupider the better.
I hope that goes viral.
Shesus Husseinna of Wasilla, politically martyring herself. How noble.
Yes the vaguely forgotten story of the Palin $500,000 dream home built by 'friends' of Todd, most likely the same 'friends' that worked on Sen. Stevens home.
That company was building a couple of public buildings in Wassila at the same time the Palin house was built...
she dont get caught in bed with some boytoy or caught abusing state funds (republickan traits) or someone finding all of todd's secessionists emails. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN A DEBATE WITH BARACK by golly. it would complete the party's implosion.
That would kill her fund-raising efforts. She's shallow, but she's not stupid (well, let me rephrase that...when it comes to making money, I mean).
She's a HUGE Republican fund-raiser. So being called "not serious" by Chuckie Kraphammer--that's gotta hurt.
She's either taking TERRIBLE advice, or she or Todd have been caught with their knickers down.
oh i forgot. three years is a long time not to f**k up
to pile up more damage, this time at the state level. how much corruption has just been uncovered?
Some stuff you can't make up!
I think they told her if you want a future you need to let us put you where your idiot mouth will make money preaching to the choir instead of doing political damage...also there will be a nice raise in it for you and you get to stay famous.
another good reason supporting my decision NOT to pay for cable.
...how many of her kids get knocked up.
We're not going to get very far if you keep injecting logic into the conversation!
even if he was not referring to her 14-year-old.
Some stuff you can't make up!
When the teenage nut who impregnated her daughter bailed out and said, "I ain't gettin' married!"
Especially when everyone was anticipating the big wedding.....
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Enjoy the moment, folks. Bask in the glow as the Wasilla Wonder flames out spectacularly.
Andrea Mitchell says that "sources" are telling her that Palin's out of politics for good. Don't you believe it - this woman's gotten a taste, and if you read the Vanity Fair article and other articles from the campaign, she has the political instincts of a hammerhead shark.
Now that she's unfettered, who can guess at the level of Crazy she'll likely unleash on the GOP? This is gonna be Fun!
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wrote her speech.
who the hell listens to Andrea Mitchell anymore? Who are her sources? I can't stand listening to her or any of the other repug paid shills on MSNBC. I only listen to Olbermann and Maddow.
She doesn't care about "government". She cares about two things: her ideals and power. Being governor of Alaska is like being governor of Kern County California, only instead of being mostly a stinking desert, it's mostly a frozen wasteland. So, to further her goals of her right wing stupidity and acquire Real Power, she Got a Better Deal.
She HATES government, so I would expect her to move to Washington DC in short order and start her new position as the face of some right wing bullshit organisation. As if they all aren't, but, you get my point...
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-George Carlin
Delano, and I have to agree with you on the Alaska/Kern County comparison, sadly.
I've never seen change without a fire
I'm a Kern County native myself and yeah, the comparison is apt. The only difference is we don't have Palin... oh wait... they don't have her anymore either. Never mind.
I was stationed at Edwards AFB years ago; I believe that was Kern County.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
of that thar' 'black gold' in Kern County though, Huh?
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
Actually, Kern County accounts for a tenth of the nation's oil production. Oil is a part of Kern County culture (example: the Bakersfield High School mascot is the Driller). And tweakerbelle's comparison is quite apt.
This country's pretty good at voting against their best interests.
Out for the count. Shes done. Even the Republican puke blow hards are saying so. When things get tough, She quits.
DONE FINISHED SEE YA
electronic voting.
Some stuff you can't make up!
but that is what nixon said in his checkers speech as well:
http://blahgblog.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/sar...
she may think she's out of politics now. but i wouldn't be surprised, if that is in fact the case, if we still see more of her in 2012 or 2016.
You're likely right.
I'm just wondering if we're going to be seeing more of her in some federal court.
...or see more of her in some revealing pictures that just surfaced.
I wouldn't be surprised to see her, but I'd be surprised to not see her crushed in the primaries as opponents constantly run clips showing her resigning due to pressure from the press. And basically hammer her for not fulfilling her obligations to the people of AK for basically being, according to her, spineless.
If she had any kind of political ambition, this move completely works against it.
It will be revealed she was invested in Amalgamated Dildo.
Whaddya mean? She IS an amalgamated dildo!
Oh she is done. Just another reason to celebrate this 4th. More Independence from the NUTJOBS on the right.
I will light a Roman Candle in Sarah's (dis)honor.
she will make a perfect FOXNews hostess.
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