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And they wonder why we don't take them seriously as journalists.

Damn! Joe Scarborough blocked me on Twitter! I guess he gets tired of people pointing out his mistakes and outright fabrications. Feel free to tweet with me and add C&L too!

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Creepy.

"Creepy" is my caption too. :P

jim07's picture

Why would she even touch this man? She is a "dirty leg". How disgusting.

roooth's picture

ride an ass

and we all thought she was just a plain corporate whore!

jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s's picture

Anybody over at Fox wearing Barney Frank's toupee?

I heard she likes his schweaty balls better.

just michelle malkin
she likes attachments that dangle
wildly

OldKoloa's picture

like a teabag?


America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~ Abraham Lincoln

savannah43's picture

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Amitola's picture

'Armey dicks Mika'..


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

savannah43's picture

"Mika gets ready to ride that stiff, Dick."

mikerush's picture

check out his right hand. I would swear that he's trying to unsnap her bra! Whether it's true or not, it's a disgusting picture.

grace_pressure's picture

Or does it look like she's ready to stab him with her boobs ? She has the hots for Dick !

MountainMan23's picture

I even went so far as to save the picture and blow it up just to make sure - her left breast is firmly planted in the crook of his right arm ..

Or maybe the crook of his right arm is firmly planted on her left breast ..

.. so anyways .. no you're not the only one who noticed !!


When the earth is ravaged and the animals are dying, a new tribe of people shall come unto the earth from many colors, classes, creeds, and who by their actions and deeds shall make the earth green again. They will be known as the Warriors of the Rainbow

Why do we even call them journalists? They don't journal. (You know what I mean.)

(They're celebrities, not newsmen.)


“let’s hold our nose this one time” and hope, dear Neptune, we don't perpetuate this rancid continuum

The Moderate Squad's picture

:)

fastfeat's picture

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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

mikerush's picture

the Dick Army. We got beaten quite often.

marcusmaximus's picture

Quite a Pair!

Freddy Knuckles's picture

to convince people I'm not really in the closet? Or do I actually have to press those icky things against me?"

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

I don't care how cold the room is, didn't you mother teach you not to point?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

iraqconcilable's picture

What a dickhat !

calgarylady's picture

if she wore that hat anywhere in Alberta.

real_earl's picture

n/t


I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...

futt the wuck's picture

Two dicks. One has a hat.

Bag-O-Soup's picture

It takes a Dick Armey to please me.


The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men.
Plato

Peter G's picture

a stiff looking Dick.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

Truth_Critic's picture

... Mika "♥♥♥" Dick?


Study the symptoms not the virus...

Rondvu's picture

Mike loves to kiss up too Political Hacks especially Joe Scarborough. Now its Dick Armey.

TaosJohn's picture

Damn! Joe Scarborough blocked me on Twitter! I guess he gets tired of people pointing out his mistakes and outright fabrications.

Hell, Deepak Chopra blocks you for making a single joke. Which he is.

Tyler Durden's picture

I may join twatter just to make fun of that charlatan Chopra. That creep is to philosophy as Dr. Phil is to medical practice.

I'm sorry to spoil the party but it appears that Mr. Brzezinski hasn't informed his daughter about the good old tradition of real polish journalism so here it goes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8c9JYRQGVc

That's what is called news reporting in the "parallel universe".

Again, I just couldn't resist;)

guessed WHO was involved. I should have guessed, but I didn't. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Tyler Durden's picture

... and one does not get to "hear" dick and other politicians. And Mika would not get to wear silly cowboy hats, and lord knows she needs her beauty sleep.

Why do you hate America?

jazzmaniac's picture

Was that picture taken before or after you dropped to your knees?

Truth_Critic's picture

... Mika learns what teabagging is all about.


Study the symptoms not the virus...

Ferrofluid's picture
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Ha! Ha!

Peter G's picture

but I'm not buying this one. Aside from spectacularly flimsy speculation by way of evidence no one and I mean no one accepts these quantities of gold without doing random assays. Furthermore the densities of tungsten (19.25) and gold (19.32) are sufficiently different that a serious shortfall would be apparent from a simple density check. You can alloy to adjust density but then that's why they do assays.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

curtilingus's picture
3p:

What if the guy testing it was dense?

Wesley E. Ledjennes's picture

Meet a BIG BOOB.

Floridafish's picture

Mika: Mine is quivering
Dick: Mine's dead

chrome agnomen's picture

i would so hit both of them. the one on the right with a pipe wrench, the one on the left with a pipe.

i'm so ashamed.

curtilingus's picture

St. Richard (with halo over head) and Our Lady of the Scar

SarahConnah's picture
So?

There all shit eatin' dogs anyway...

Marshabio's picture

anything for that paycheck baby. I'm sick of her old a** mugging and preening for the camera. She really thinks she is THE sh*t.

Stopped watching that show long ago. Can't stand any of them. (well, the guy who sit's in for KO is cool.)

willie's picture

that Mika just likes being the "hot chick" amoung all the old white dudes, no matter how much they have screwed up the country or how warped their political views. I can never take more that a minute or two of viewing, considering it is on while I am trying to eat breakfast and all. I don't want to loose my Ego waffles before i get them digested.

Mika totally gets the Leia outfit wrong in re-enacting Empire Strikes Back scene with Jabba the Hut.

She enjoys the hot Polish Eurobabe role. We need pics of her topless on vacation in Cannes.


Is it the 21st century yet?

Tyler Durden's picture

bored American housewife trying too hard to look 10 years younger than she is. She is neither an Eurobabe, nor an Americanbabe for that matter.

she is just a run of the mill expensive escort.

Tomazulob's picture

When I go to the zoo, I love to go to the Herpetology House, but this is a bit puzzling. Somebody got mixed up by putting an amphibian in the House. Here is a picture of a chameleon with a lizard.

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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

MarkOfOhio's picture

She's wearing a hat?

ronnie dobbs's picture

No Battle

fastfeat's picture
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."

---Southwest Airlines

sljonez's picture

It's hard to take Mika seriously, she is such a tool! and the photo with Dick Armey proves it!

truth2power's picture

She has a Borderline Personality Disorder for sure, and a symbiotic need to be really close to any man but her father. She must rebel from her father, a Democrat, so she chooses these slimy RePUKES!

flamethrower's picture

"Is that a teabag in your pocket or are you just glad to see these"

Dr. Acula's picture

a 10 gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?

mudshark's picture

For Sale. Authorized political view point. Cheap. Guaranteed no rebuttal. Silence insured. Super cheap. Rock bottom prices. Almost Free.


What is your conceptual, continuity?

project's picture
YUK

YUK

appnzllr's picture

To paraphrase WC Fields:

Newt Gingrich (and Reagan, Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh) drove me from the Republican Party, and for that I'm eternally grateful.

Ex-Canuck's picture

Her Daddy must be so very proud...

Is that Dick Armey or a beluga whale?

isn't being almost hunted to extintion enough of a punishment? ;-)

thelonegunman's picture

"that's right honey, you're doing the job God made you for just fine - looking fine and giving me sugar... now make me dinner..."

BetterThanNoSN's picture

Mika, the new improved Armey Mascot

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Dick's private dancer.

draftedin68's picture

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...it must be a front closure style.

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diffrntdrummr's picture

And wouldn't you know, it's a perfect fit.Can't tell from the pic if it's a one size fit's all Ass Hat or if Dick had it specially made to fit his Ass Head.

davett's picture

Yuch!

jmmartin's picture

They just got through with a wild S&M session with Dick dressed up like a girl and Mika a dominatrix, whipping Dick and saying, "Squirm, you little pussy."


"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez

suck my perky jugs!!!

njlib's picture

nuff said

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