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Write Your Own Caption or Mika "Hearts" Dick

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And they wonder why we don't take them seriously as journalists.

Damn! Joe Scarborough blocked me on Twitter! I guess he gets tired of people pointing out his mistakes and outright fabrications. Feel free to tweet with me and add C&L too!



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Creepy.

"Creepy" is my caption too. :P

Why would she even touch this man? She is a "dirty leg". How disgusting.

ride an ass

and we all thought she was just a plain corporate whore!

Anybody over at Fox wearing Barney Frank's toupee?

I heard she likes his schweaty balls better.

just michelle malkin
she likes attachments that dangle
wildly

like a teabag?

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'Armey dicks Mika'..

"Mika gets ready to ride that stiff, Dick."

check out his right hand. I would swear that he's trying to unsnap her bra! Whether it's true or not, it's a disgusting picture.

Or does it look like she's ready to stab him with her boobs ? She has the hots for Dick !

I even went so far as to save the picture and blow it up just to make sure - her left breast is firmly planted in the crook of his right arm ..

Or maybe the crook of his right arm is firmly planted on her left breast ..

.. so anyways .. no you're not the only one who noticed !!

Why do we even call them journalists? They don't journal. (You know what I mean.)

(They're celebrities, not newsmen.)

:)

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the Dick Army. We got beaten quite often.

Quite a Pair!

to convince people I'm not really in the closet? Or do I actually have to press those icky things against me?"

)O(

I don't care how cold the room is, didn't you mother teach you not to point?

What a dickhat !

if she wore that hat anywhere in Alberta.

n/t

Two dicks. One has a hat.

It takes a Dick Armey to please me.

a stiff looking Dick.

... Mika "♥♥♥" Dick?

Mike loves to kiss up too Political Hacks especially Joe Scarborough. Now its Dick Armey.

Damn! Joe Scarborough blocked me on Twitter! I guess he gets tired of people pointing out his mistakes and outright fabrications.

Hell, Deepak Chopra blocks you for making a single joke. Which he is.

I may join twatter just to make fun of that charlatan Chopra. That creep is to philosophy as Dr. Phil is to medical practice.

I'm sorry to spoil the party but it appears that Mr. Brzezinski hasn't informed his daughter about the good old tradition of real polish journalism so here it goes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8c9JYRQGVc

That's what is called news reporting in the "parallel universe".

Again, I just couldn't resist;)

guessed WHO was involved. I should have guessed, but I didn't. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

... and one does not get to "hear" dick and other politicians. And Mika would not get to wear silly cowboy hats, and lord knows she needs her beauty sleep.

Why do you hate America?

Was that picture taken before or after you dropped to your knees?

... Mika learns what teabagging is all about.

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Ha! Ha!

but I'm not buying this one. Aside from spectacularly flimsy speculation by way of evidence no one and I mean no one accepts these quantities of gold without doing random assays. Furthermore the densities of tungsten (19.25) and gold (19.32) are sufficiently different that a serious shortfall would be apparent from a simple density check. You can alloy to adjust density but then that's why they do assays.

3p:

What if the guy testing it was dense?

Meet a BIG BOOB.

Mika: Mine is quivering
Dick: Mine's dead

i would so hit both of them. the one on the right with a pipe wrench, the one on the left with a pipe.

i'm so ashamed.

St. Richard (with halo over head) and Our Lady of the Scar

So?

There all shit eatin' dogs anyway...

anything for that paycheck baby. I'm sick of her old a** mugging and preening for the camera. She really thinks she is THE sh*t.

Stopped watching that show long ago. Can't stand any of them. (well, the guy who sit's in for KO is cool.)

that Mika just likes being the "hot chick" amoung all the old white dudes, no matter how much they have screwed up the country or how warped their political views. I can never take more that a minute or two of viewing, considering it is on while I am trying to eat breakfast and all. I don't want to loose my Ego waffles before i get them digested.

Mika totally gets the Leia outfit wrong in re-enacting Empire Strikes Back scene with Jabba the Hut.

She enjoys the hot Polish Eurobabe role. We need pics of her topless on vacation in Cannes.

bored American housewife trying too hard to look 10 years younger than she is. She is neither an Eurobabe, nor an Americanbabe for that matter.

she is just a run of the mill expensive escort.

When I go to the zoo, I love to go to the Herpetology House, but this is a bit puzzling. Somebody got mixed up by putting an amphibian in the House. Here is a picture of a chameleon with a lizard.

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She's wearing a hat?

No Battle

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It's hard to take Mika seriously, she is such a tool! and the photo with Dick Armey proves it!

She has a Borderline Personality Disorder for sure, and a symbiotic need to be really close to any man but her father. She must rebel from her father, a Democrat, so she chooses these slimy RePUKES!

"Is that a teabag in your pocket or are you just glad to see these"

a 10 gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?

For Sale. Authorized political view point. Cheap. Guaranteed no rebuttal. Silence insured. Super cheap. Rock bottom prices. Almost Free.

YUK

YUK

To paraphrase WC Fields:

Newt Gingrich (and Reagan, Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh) drove me from the Republican Party, and for that I'm eternally grateful.

Her Daddy must be so very proud...

Is that Dick Armey or a beluga whale?

isn't being almost hunted to extintion enough of a punishment? ;-)

"that's right honey, you're doing the job God made you for just fine - looking fine and giving me sugar... now make me dinner..."

Mika, the new improved Armey Mascot

Dick's private dancer.

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...it must be a front closure style.

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And wouldn't you know, it's a perfect fit.Can't tell from the pic if it's a one size fit's all Ass Hat or if Dick had it specially made to fit his Ass Head.

Yuch!

They just got through with a wild S&M session with Dick dressed up like a girl and Mika a dominatrix, whipping Dick and saying, "Squirm, you little pussy."

suck my perky jugs!!!

nuff said

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