Fox's Magic Clenis Theory
The Republicans in Washington have just been handed a devastating setback as the majority of Americans showed by their votes that they realize that the GOP just can't govern, what's a RNC propaganda arm to do? Do an hourlong special on the Clinton presidency, or more precisely, on the Clenis.
Did you know how amazing and magical the Clenis is? It is, my friends. It's so powerful that it even got Hillary Clinton a Senate seat. You read that right. Not out of sympathy or admiration for Hillary for sticking with her man, but it was a deal struck between the Clintons:
DICK MORRIS: And the deal was ‘you take over, you defend me, you absolve me and in return you can get what you want' and she settled on that Senate seat. Some guys give necklaces, Bill gave a Senate seat.
And all this time I thought that the people of New York voted for her. But no, according to Fox News, Bill Clinton gave her the Senate seat, much the way Kobe Bryant gave his wife a $4M diamond ring. I tell you, that is one magic Clenis.
Some irony there, having "Dick" lecture on the Clenis.
His words are as vacuous as those of KKKristol.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I am rather slow on the uptake...I had to google it.
Oh my =0
Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime
Sit back and watch the neocons sink as the winds of CHANGE blow the smell of fear and hate away. As the right trys harder to scare the U.S. the more we turn away. Poop flows down hill as seen on the red and blue maps,sinking red.
Repubs sure do love them some Clenis – they keep bringing it up because in Retardo-land it's all they've got.
The Repugnant Party has no equal in sex-capades:
Republican Hypocrisy Revealed
http://www.armchairsubversive.org/
Here's Larry Flynt on 'Dick Morris':
http://www.larryflynt.com/mycms/index.php?mac...
and only people with less than a half a brain cell rattling around their skulls listen to him and believe what he says.
Same goes for:
Newt Gingrich
Ollie North
Man Coultergeist
And ANYBODY ELSE Hannity would have on his show every other day.
And I'll tell you, that is one simpering Dick.
me-oww!
Someone needs to slap the s**t out of Dick Morris' pudgy face. What about Morris did the Clintons see that they made him one of their trusted hacks?
and he has a close confidential relationship with the Clintons, he knows, blow by blow, every secret of the Clinton household.
watta shit-stained scumbag.
Funny, most of the time nobody but Bill was aware that he was in touch with Morris. And then, just before the convention, he gets himself caught sucking the toes of a prostitute. Weird, disgusting guy.
and he's fat.
He is rotten from the inside, which is what makes this idiot so despicable.
I always had a theory that majority of the GOP leadership was made of over privileged, white men, with lots of self hate due to their suppressed homosexuality.
Seeing how after a decade they are still fixated on Clinton's mighty member, I guess I have been proven correct...
All those people who voted for Hillary Clinton and see that their vote was diminished by Fox News will take their viewing elsewhere. Sour grapes are really unbecoming.
Jeanne
nest paw?
Just GAVE Obama the Presidency.
'...to undue much of what he's been able to accomplish...'
Does Fox include howlers like these just to make the Illiterate-in-Chief feel better about himself?
Or are they just plain ignorant?
Just plain servile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRs6KWDsc0
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Wow. Talk. About. An. Important. Supporter.
anyone?
It is the source of all evil according to the Republican Party.
SoS republicans worship Clenis?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
While the so callled "conservatives" were making a mockery of the presidents private life, 911 was being planned!!!! This group of GOP is the worst, an internal enemy of the state.(possible conspiritors)
They act like your friend, but u better not drop the soap after the football game, if you know what i mean.
no spell check for me today :(comcast):
They're still talking about this? What else from the 90s are they going to resurrect? The Macarena? See this is why we can't have a Clinton in the Obama Administration. If we do, we get to listen to asinine penis envy for the next four (hopefully eight) years.
can't spell .... "to undue".... does no one proofread their screen prior to rolling the words??
I wish I had a penis like that.
Does Bubba have to disguise his with fake glasses
To create a secret identity?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Sorry, folks, but Hillary would never be able to win her Senate seat or get this far in the 2008 race, if she divorced Bill.
First of all, there WAS a vast right-wing conspiracy to discredit the president from the day he was the president-elect. How soon they forget. Monica came through wiretapping and a disloyal friend, and was shuttled through the "vast, right wing conspiracy" and sent to the useless Starr.
One other thing: Bush has made the Republicans VERY unpopular. So unpopular that their unpopularity matches only one other time: during the attempted impeachment of Bill Clinton.
And Tequila, you have nothing to base that on. Divorcing Bill? Most women who are cheated on actually do forgive their husbands, you know. And ask New Yorkers if they think their senator is weak. Most of the New Yorkers I talked to backed Hillary in the primaries, and the numbers are clear. That was her, not her husband.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGhgg7Hx6qw
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Haha, those dumbys speled undo undue.
HaHa!!11!!!!!
Thoz hozrs r sew dtupid, tehy sux0r totally!
hraharharhar!1!1!!111!!!!
dont giv undue attenshun to thoz tryin to undo hiz ecomplishm3nts!
har!
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