Jimmy Kimmel played a clip last night from the Tyra Banks show "America's Next Top Model," which featured a contestant named "Danny." She called herself an uber-conservative-republican-hardcore baptist.
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Danny: I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims. I don't like abortions. I don't like anything liberal. But, other than that-I really like to get along with people...

Kimmel: How delightfully, refreshingly crazy...

Maybe she can hook up with Jesus General's new "Hannicatch of the week." (hat tip Russell)