The Galloping Beaver: al-Zarqawi may have been deposed, so who's running the jihad? At least Iraqis are becoming more like Americans...they're packin' heat. Nonetheless, the White Man's Burden seems particularly heavy today.

WWJD?

Simply Left Behind: Remember when?

A year ago, Tom DeLay asked his peers to blame Democrats and the press for his legal troubles. Like fudge-hearted bully he is, he's still unwilling to accept responsibility for his own actions. TIME Q&A: with Tom DeLay..."The people that go to church understand that a country has to be based on some sort of religion and fear of God because they understand that."

It's only fitting that he continue lying as he walks away from a House full of political whores.
Reading the interview, it becomes shockingly clear that Mike Allen, the TIME correspondent who interviewed the departing criminal, obviously didn't know what the DeLay Rule was! Pam held her nose and went to check out the Freeper's reaction. In Texas, "Local Republicans Are Eating Each Other Alive"

Spittle & Ink: So many GOP resignations, they got a standard form...