Jon Stewart pleads with Bush's former Chief of Staff Andy Card to come to the light side and start telling the truth.

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A glimpse of the "dark" side:

We also have to work, though, sort of the dark side, if you will. We've got to spend time in the shadows in the intelligence world. A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, if we're going to be successful.

Sounds lke a happy place.