From Athenae at First Draft, the single most damning indictment of George W. Bush's presidency we have ever rea-oh, wait. It's the Declaration of Independence.

Phil Nugent: "Bizarro love President Bush! Him set standard we can be proud to emulate!" (Also: living well with disgrace.)

Julia at Roger Ailes: "Less than 2% of a specific subset of food imported from China was inspected last year. 1% of total Chinese food imports were turned back." And how was your barbecue?

Pharyngula: A student in Roanoke, VA, lends his friend a copy of The God Delusion and is called to task by the principal, who says he has "forc[ed] the school into an establishment clause violation."

Blah3: Did he fall down again, or did somebody slug the Prez?

The Yorkshire Ranter: Smarter investing through brain damage!

Guest blogger Simbaud would like to remind you that some tyrannical monarchs can be quite charming. Send your spare links to Simbaud AT gmail DOT com.