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Stephen Colbert looks at Al Gore's recent Nobel win and rather ingeniously suggests that all the Gore Derangement Syndrome may be disguising Gore's guilt in hogging the most precious resource of all: good will and the global prizescape.

Clearly, anti-Bush sentiment is fueling Al Gore's rampant and wanton destruction of the global prizescape. Nation, if we want to preserve the splendor of congratulatory pageantry of generations, it is our sacred task to conserve hatred of President Bush, measured in BHUs, or Bush Hate Units.

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