Several alert readers have sent this story to me this morning, and as an apparent token believer within the Left-Wing Blogosphere (tm) all I can say is,

It's actually funny until the last couple minutes. Then it makes baby Jeebus cry.

Sanctimonious and pandering. Plus all the "Sir" mumbo-jumbo. He's talking directly to the white suburban patriarchal Republican big-daddy-in-the-sky...that the thousand-dollar-a-plate-boys all know and love. Bless his heart! (That is how Southern women say a familiar two word put-down containing a common expletive).
Thanks to Tengrain and Darkblack for the tips.