Jewcy: Americans have been deprived of access to a word that might allow them to reduce 1.2 billion people to one essential characteristic.

The National Protrusion: Bush asks history to preemptively pardon him.

WTF Is It Now?! OK, then how about some fraternity hazing-style waterboarding?

If I Ran the Zoo: And God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine...

uggabugga: Or wrong...

Preemptive Karma: Christianists rabidly anti-Obama...and in a couple of related stories