Piggie Of The Week: The PA Dept Of Environmental Protection
With more snow than we've seen in years, PA is running out of road salt. But the state has a great idea to solve the problem... if by "great" you mean "simply awful".

Pennsylvania's winter has been so bad, the state's running out of road salt! But don't worry: the DEP has come up with a great idea that manages to also solve the problem of what to do with all the fracking wastewater. So you know it's gonna be mmm-mmm GOOD. AP Ticker's got the goods at Scrapple TV!