Goblinbooks: We'll get a 4% bump in sales If the cashiers have been crying.

Zandar Versus the Stupid: The mask slips again.

The Hunting of the Snark: Conservative cults and selfish shills.

Alicublog The stupidest thing ever written until Jonah Goldberg writes something else.

The Bobblespeak Translations: Meet the Press.

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