There once was a lady named Moe
Who lived in New York: Buffalo!
Did she think she was smarty
To throw a pool party
In sixty six inches of snow?

Moe had a mischievious grin,
"A pool party in snow is no sin!
And to get you here quicker
I'll bring all the liquor!"
Well, you got me, Moe, that's it, you win.

-- Blue Gal

Photo of Moe is apparently unretouched and is from here.

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