Those of you on political email lists already know that July 31st was a big deadline for campaign contributions.Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen has been snooping through those campaign reports and has found some very interesting things. I’ll tell you about them as he finds them.

First I will tell you about the one that bowled me flat over on my butt.

Why the fool tarnation would Ted Cruz’s official super PAC give Carly Fiorina’s super PAC half a million dollars?

Fiorina is polling at 1.2%, so it’s not like she’s a hot item right now. So why would Ted Cruz give one of his opponents half a million dollars?

Hummm …. maybe because she’s the only hooter toter in the race and the GOP needs a woman to be the attack dog on Hillary Clinton?

Oh hell, yes.

So, every time Florin attacks Hillary, there needs to be a sound clip at the end that says, “This message is paid for by Ted Cruz, the creepy man who walked around the Harvard co-ed dorm in a paisley silk housecoat.”

And this just goes to show that Republicans can’t find a woman who refuses to be their paid hooker delivery system.