Yep, Florida is one dog-shoots-man state.

It’s pretty dadgum hard to get reliable statistics on the number of times a dog shoots somebody because in most cases people are too damn embarrassed to fess up. They tape up their wounds at home or claim they shot themselves cleaning their gun instead of admitting that Prince or Spot finally got even for that whole neutering thing.

A very bored reporter investigated shooting by dogs, and came up with this handy little graph.

Way to go, Florida.