Santorum Chair Has One Weird Trick That Gets Your Candidate Zero Votes!
Not kidding!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Nevermind, it's Santorum! I'm laughing. TPM:
Monday night's Iowa caucuses were especially rough for former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), who polled at less than one percent four years after winning the contest. But adding insult to injury, MSNBC managed to find a Santorum precinct captain who didn't even vote for the long-shot candidate – because his pen ran out of ink.
I guess when your candidate is running for President as a profession rather than a serious contender, you take it far less seriously. That said, this stunned Chris Hayes:
"Buddy! You're the Santorum [indecipherable]!"
Indecipherable, indeed.